Discover Slang

A Fogger
A smelly stick you light on fire and inhale the smoke like it’s your last breath.
I smoked a cigarette so hard I turned my face into a charcoal briquette.
That cigarette he smoked smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
She lit a cigarette and inhaled so much smoke I thought she was going to explode.
A Fogger
A fake Asian who acts like they belong in the hood but they’re just trying to be cool.
He tried to act like he was from the hood but he still spoke like he was from China.
She tried to sound tough but she said 'wah' instead of 'what'.
He tried to be a gangster but he still used chopsticks at the buffet.
A Fogger
A loudmouth who can’t stop talking and makes you want to punch them in the mouth.
He talked so much I thought he was going to fill my ears with his mouth.
She kept talking nonstop and I wanted to silence her with a pillow.
He kept talking about his ex and I was about to punch him in the face.
A Fogger
A machine that makes fog so thick you can’t see your own face.
The fog machine made the stage look like a haunted house.
The fog was so thick I could barely see my hand in front of my face.
They used the fog machine and it looked like we were in a horror movie.
A Fogger
Having sex on your knees while smoking and blowing smoke in her face when you’re about to cum.
I was having sex on my knees and I blew smoke in her face when I was about to cum.
He was smoking a cigarette and blasted smoke in her face when he came.
She was on her knees and I blew smoke in her face like I was trying to kill her.
A Fogger
A smelly device you inhale from and it tastes like burnt plastic and regret.
That vape tasted like it was made in a garbage can.
He vaped so much his face looked like it was on fire.
She inhaled that vape and it smelled like a dead fish in a trash can.
A Foden
A Foden is a guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s a rock star. He uses a weird pill to charm girls, but it mostly makes him blabber on about nothing.
@FodenMan2000 I took 5 pills and still couldn’t talk to my crush. #FodenLife
My dad took Fodenus and ended up talking to the barista for 2 hours. #WorthIt
Foden pills = 10/10. My brain = 0/10. #FodenFails
A Foden
A Foden is a Scottish guy who eats Haggis like it’s a meal, loves fish but owns a goldfish, and hates anyone who’s as tall as him.
That guy at the Haggis festival yelled at me for being the same height. #FodenRage
I tried to pet his fish and he screamed. #FodenLevel1
He threatened to punch me because my brother was taller. #FodenDrama
A Foden
A Foden is a posh guy who thinks he’s fancy, but he’s just a guy in a suit who doesn’t know how to act normal.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said ‘darling’ 10 times. #FodenBlunder
He called me ‘my dear’ at the grocery store. #FodenLevel2
He tried to kiss my dad and got a punch. #FodenFace
A Foden
A Foden is a footballer who’s so fit he could run a marathon in his sleep. He’s like the human version of a Energizer Bunny.
He ran 10 miles and still played football. #FodenEnergy
He does sit-ups during the game. #FodenPower
He eats a burger and still runs faster than me. #FodenFitness
A Foden
A Foden is the best young player in the world. He’s like a superhero, but he doesn’t have a cape, just a ball.
He kicked the ball so hard, it went into the next town. #FodenSkills
He made a perfect goal and still had time to laugh. #FodenMagic
He’s the best. Everyone says so. #FodenBelief
A Foden
A Foden is the next big thing in football, but he’s not there yet. He’s like a burger, tasty, but not cooked all the way.
He’s not as good as Haaland, but he’s getting there. #FodenProgress
He’s like a burger that needs more cheese. #FodenLevel
He’s the future. Just not yet. #FodenPotential
A Foden
A Foden is a goddess who has amazing taste and can make anyone fall for her. She’s like a supermodel, but with better fashion sense.
She walks in and everyone stares. #FodenStyle
She wore a dress and I fell for her. #FodenMagic
She’s a goddess and I’m just a guy in love. #FodenLife
A Fobia
A tiny, ugly little guy who can find the shortest path to the nearest snack. Usually hangs out with giants who look like they just stepped out of a superhero movie.
My cousin has a phobia. He's like a little troll with a GPS.
That guy in the corner is a phobia. He's got a map and a snack stash.
My teacher says I have the phobia of being late. I just walked in.
A Fobia
When you're so worried someone will trick you, you might just scream and throw your shoes.
I got a phobia when my friend said he'd give me a free pizza if I let him prank me.
My mom has a phobia. She thinks I'm gonna trick her into eating a whole cake.
My friend has a phobia of my jokes. He's scared I'll make him laugh.
A Fobia
When you get so scared of being invited again that you hide in a closet and yell 'No more parties!'
I have a phobia. I got invited to three parties last week. I'm hiding in a closet.
My friend has a phobia. He said 'No more parties!' and ran away.
My sister got a phobia. She turned down a party and said, 'I'm not going anywhere!'
A Fobia
When your pictures show up on the FBI's wall or America's Most Wanted, and you're like 'What the hell? Why me?'
My face was on America's Most Wanted. I had a phobia. I was like, 'What the hell? Why me?''
My friend's picture was on the FBI wall. He had a phobia. He was screaming.
My dog's picture was on a wanted poster. He had a phobia. He was confused.
A Fobia
When you're too scared to go out, do anything fun, or even go to a party. You just sit there and eat chips.
I have a phobia. I'm too scared to go out. I just eat chips and watch TV.
My friend has a phobia. He's too scared to go to a party. He's just sitting here.
My mom has a phobia. She doesn't go out. She just eats chips and yells at the TV.
A Fobia
When you're so scared of doing anything fun that you'd rather just sit in the corner and stare at the wall.
I got a phobia. I didn't go to the party. I just sat in the corner and stared at the wall.
My friend has a phobia. He didn't go out. He just sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling.
My dog has a phobia. He didn't go on a walk. He just sat there and stared at the wall.
A Fobia
When you see a Fiat Multipla and you're like 'What is this? Why is it so ugly? Why?'
I saw a Fiat Multipla and I screamed. 'What is this? Why is it so ugly?'
My friend saw a Fiat Multipla and cried. 'Why is it so bad?''
My dad saw a Fiat Multipla and yelled. 'That car looks like it was hit by a truck!'
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