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When you’ve got just enough gas to get to where you’re going and not enough to make it back without peeing in the woods and eating a whole pizza.

a meth-head scientist drags his bald, stoner kid out on a family trip to hunt newts, bats, and spiders in trees, looking for kids to pray on and stab

when a meth-loving scientist takes his skinless, weed-smoking kid on a wild trip to find newts, bats, and spiders in trees, just to pray on and knife kids

a crystal meth scientist drags his bald, stoner son on a wild trip to catch newts, bats, and spiders in trees, just so he can pray on and stab kids

A Ho Pi is a bad joke about the sorority AOPi. It means they all cheat and get drunk every night.

A Ho Pi is a dirty nickname for AOPi girls. It says they sleep with everyone and don't care.

A Ho Pi is a nasty name for AOPi girls. It means they all flirt and break hearts.

A hitchhiker is a guy who shoves his thumb so far up a woman’s butt that it looks like he’s trying to get a free ride from the inside of her colon.

A hitchhiker is a person who stands by the road like a sad beggar, waiting for a stranger to save them from their own stupidity.

A hitchhiker is someone who stands on the road, thumb up, hoping someone will pick them up and take them somewhere, even if it's just to the edge of the world.

A hitchhiker is a space traveler who doesn’t have a spaceship. They ride with other people’s cars and hope no one kills them.

A hitchhiker is someone who knows where their towel is, which makes them the most important person in the universe.

A hitchhiker is a person who asks strangers for rides, even if they’re just going to the corner store.

A hitchhiker is someone who stands on the road with their thumb up, like a mad person, waiting for a car to save them from their own life.

That stupid book your AP World teacher makes you read even though it’s the worst. It’s divided into six parts, and they’re all about beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and soda. No one gets it, and you end up just skimming it before the test.

That cursed book you have to read for AP World. It's six parts, and each one is about a different drink. You don’t understand it, but you have to finish it before the test, and you’ll probably fail anyway.

That dumb book your teacher says is important for world history. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what’s going on. You try to read it, but you just end up crying in the corner.

That annoying book your teacher makes you read. It’s about six drinks and how they changed the world. You don’t get it, you don’t care, and you just want to pass the test.

That terrible book your AP World teacher gives you. It’s about six drinks, and they all sound the same. You try to read it, but you just end up giving up and crying.

That confusing book your teacher makes you read for AP World. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what they’re talking about. You try to read it, but you just end up failing the test.