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a meth-head scientist drags his bald, stoner kid out on a family trip to hunt newts, bats, and spiders in trees, looking for kids to pray on and stab
Dad took me to the woods to hunt newts and stab kids. I just wanted to eat chips.
My dad’s meth head scientist friend is hunting spiders and kids. I’m scared.
We went to the forest to find newts. Dad tried to stab a kid. It was weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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when a meth-loving scientist takes his skinless, weed-smoking kid on a wild trip to find newts, bats, and spiders in trees, just to pray on and knife kids
My dad took me to the woods. He wanted to stab kids. I wanted to smoke weed.
The scientist dad found a bat. He tried to pray on me. It was gross.
We went to find spiders. Dad tried to knife a kid. I laughed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a crystal meth scientist drags his bald, stoner son on a wild trip to catch newts, bats, and spiders in trees, just so he can pray on and stab kids
Dad took me to the forest to find newts. He stabbed a kid. I got scared.
My dad’s a meth head. He took me to find spiders. He prayed on me.
We went to the woods for newts. Dad stabbed a kid. I wanted to smoke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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