A Hitchhiker
A hitchhiker is a person who asks strangers for rides, even if they’re just going to the corner store.
A hitchhiker once got a ride from a guy who only drove 10 feet. He said it was a shortcut.
I once hitchhiked with a man who said he was going to the moon. He got out halfway.
A hitchhiker once got a free ride from a ghost. The ghost said it was a bad day.