A Hobbit's Worth - When you’ve got just enough gas to get to where you’re going

When you’ve got just enough gas to get to where you’re going and not enough to make it back without peeing in the woods and eating a whole pizza.

I got to the party, but I had to walk home because I ran out of gas and had to pee in the woods and eat a whole pizza.

I made it to my friend’s house, but I had to walk back, pee in the woods, and eat a whole pizza.

I got to the restaurant, but I had to walk home, pee in the woods, and eat a whole pizza because I ran out of gas.