A Hobbit's Worth

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When you’ve got just enough gas to make it to the destination and maybe a little extra to fart out your last name.

I drove to the gas station and back and that’s it. No more fuel for me.

I made it to the restaurant, but I had to park in the street because I didn’t have enough gas to make it back.

I had enough gas to get to my friend’s house, but I had to walk the rest of the way home because I didn’t have enough to go back.

When you’ve got just enough gas to get to where you’re going and not enough to make it back without peeing in the woods.

I got to the party, but I had to walk home because I didn’t have enough gas to get back.

I made it to my mom’s house, but I had to walk all the way back because I ran out of gas.

I got to the store, but I had to walk back because I only had enough gas to get there.

When you’ve got just enough gas to get to the place you’re going and not enough to make it back without crying in the car.

I got to the movie theater, but I had to walk home because I ran out of gas.

I made it to my friend’s house, but I had to walk back because I only had enough gas to get there.

I got to the gas station, but I had to walk back because I had no gas left.

When you’ve got just enough gas to get to where you’re going and not enough to make it back without eating a whole pizza in the car.

I got to the restaurant, but I had to walk home because I didn’t have enough gas to get back.

I made it to my friend’s house, but I had to eat a whole pizza in the car because I didn’t have enough gas to get back.

I got to the store, but I had to walk back and eat a whole pizza in the car because I ran out of gas.

When you’ve got just enough gas to get to where you’re going and not enough to make it back without yelling at the gas pump.

I got to the restaurant, but I had to walk home because I ran out of gas.

I made it to my friend’s house, but I had to walk back because I had no gas left.

I got to the gas station, but I had to yell at the pump because I only had enough gas to get there.

When you’ve got just enough gas to get to where you’re going and not enough to make it back without peeing in the woods and eating a whole pizza.

I got to the party, but I had to walk home because I ran out of gas and had to pee in the woods and eat a whole pizza.

I made it to my friend’s house, but I had to walk back, pee in the woods, and eat a whole pizza.

I got to the restaurant, but I had to walk home, pee in the woods, and eat a whole pizza because I ran out of gas.