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A Tenth period

A time when you give your cock a solo show because you're too lazy to do your homework. It’s like the final act of giving up.

I did my tenth period instead of doing math.

Tenth period is when you’re too tired to care.

I just needed a tenth period to survive the day.

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A Tenth period

The moment you decide to take a break from being a student and just focus on your private business. It’s the most popular class in school.

I skipped lunch for my tenth period.

Tenth period is my favorite class.

I didn’t even show up for my tenth period.

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A Tenth period

When you’re so bored after school you just start wanking because you have nothing better to do. It’s like your brain is dead.

I did my tenth period because I had no energy.

Tenth period is the only thing I look forward to.

I did my tenth period instead of going home.

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A Tenth period

A time when you give your penis a solo performance because you’re too tired from being a student. It’s like your body is rebelling.

I did my tenth period because I had no life.

Tenth period is the best part of the day.

I had to do my tenth period because I failed math.

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A Tennesse Williams

Talking so much about something tiny that it feels like you're explaining the entire universe just to say 'it was a Tuesday'.

'So the coffee was bad, but the reason it was bad was because the beans were roasted in a spaceship and the barista had a headache from listening to elevator music for eight hours.'

'I got a C on the test because I forgot my pencil, but the pencil was from a different dimension and the teacher was actually a robot pretending to be human.'

'The cat walked into the room, and now I have to explain the history of cats, the moon, and why my socks don't match.'

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A Tennesse Williams

When you turn a simple question into a full-blown argument that could end a friendship and start a war.

'Why is the sky blue?' 'Because the sky is mad at the ocean and the clouds are just watching.'

'Did you bring chips?' 'No, but I brought a map of the ocean and a list of my regrets.'

'What time is it?' 'It’s the time of the time, and I’m going to fight you about it.'

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A Tennesse Williams

Making a big deal out of nothing, like you just discovered fire and it’s the end of the world.

'I spilled my juice. The juice was pink. The pink was a sign. The end is near.'

'My sock is missing. That sock was a hero. Now it’s just a sock in exile.'

'The toaster didn’t pop up. The toaster is now in mourning. The bread is crying.'

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A Teni

A weirdo who’s part cute, part insane, and mostly a pain in the butt.

My cousin is a Teni. He thinks he’s a genius but eats cereal for dinner.

My friend’s dog is a Teni. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war.

My teacher called me a Teni because I drew a mustache on the principal.

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A Teni

A tiny softie that’s more like a sad noodle than a manly meat stick.

My dad’s Teni is so weak, it can’t even wake up after a nap.

My brother’s Teni is like a wet sock. It’s embarrassing.

My uncle’s Teni is so small, it got stuck in a bottle cap.

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A Teni

A hot brainy lady who’s so nice, she’ll probably let you borrow her notes.

My crush is a Teni. She’s smart, pretty, and still lets me copy her homework.

My mom’s best friend is a Teni. She’s like a walking fairy tale.

My teacher’s wife is a Teni. She makes the best cookies and never yells.

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A Teni

A penis so tiny, it thinks it’s a baby finger.

My dad’s Teni is smaller than a pebble. It’s like a joke.

My brother’s Teni is so small, it’s like it’s hiding from the world.

My friend’s Teni is so tiny, it can’t even be proud.

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A Teni

A word that turns every insult into a disaster and makes everything go wrong.

I said ‘Teni’ and my pizza got cold. Then it rained.

My friend used ‘Teni’ and his dog ran away with my homework.

I called my brother a Teni, and now my mom’s mad at me.

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A Teni

A guy who’s nice, sweet, and bad at video games, but still fun to hang out with.

My friend is a Teni. He’s nice but can’t beat me at Minecraft.

My cousin is a Teni. He’s super dorky but still fun to talk to.

My neighbor is a Teni. He’s terrible at video games but still my favorite.

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A Teni

Tiny from T, and penis from Enis. It’s not hard, it’s just sad.

My Teni is just a soft noodle. It’s not even trying.

My brother’s Teni is like a sad slug. It’s just there.

My dad’s Teni is soft and lifeless. It’s like a defeated man.

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A Ten Footer

A girl who looks like a total god from ten feet away but when you get close you wish you had a time machine to go back and punch your own face

I saw her at the bus stop and thought I’d married a goddess. Then I got close and realized I’d married a greasy pizza box.

He was my new neighbor. From ten feet away, he looked like a superhero. Now he’s just my neighbor and he eats cereal for dinner.

My cousin’s dating a ten footer. He said she looked like a model. Now he’s crying in the hallway because she looks like a confused raccoon.

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A Ten Footer

A person who looks like a million bucks from ten feet away but when you get close you realize they’re just a regular person who forgot to brush their teeth

I asked my friend out because she looked amazing from ten feet away. Then she walked up and I thought she had a mouth full of dirt.

My mom’s new boyfriend looked like a rockstar from ten feet. Now he’s just a guy who wears socks with sandals.

I tried to flirt with my teacher. From ten feet away, she looked like a movie star. Now I’m embarrassed and I’m going to fail math.

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A Templeton

A Templeton is a last name that belongs to some of the most powerful and smug people on Earth. They’ve been around since before humans knew what a sandwich was, but they’ve been keeping secrets for so long they forgot how to act normal.

My cousin is a Templeton. He walked into a room and I suddenly had to take a nap.

I met a Templeton at a party. The next day I was on a plane to Mexico and I didn’t know why.

My teacher said my essay was ‘okay,’ but I think she was being polite because she’s a Templeton.

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A Templeton

Templeton is when your brain explodes from too much stress. It got its name when a baseball player flipped off a crowd like a madman in 1981, and people have been shouting ‘TEMPLETON’ ever since.

My mom screamed ‘TEMPLETON’ at my dad when he forgot our anniversary.

My brother got Templeton during his math test. He drew a goat on the board and cried.

The teacher said my paper was ‘TEMPLETON’ and I got a D.

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A Templeton

Templeton is a town so boring it makes your brain fall asleep. All you can do is drink, flirt, or sit in a park and stare at nothing. It’s the worst place on Earth.

I went to Templeton and came back with a headache and a new hate for life.

My friend moved to Templeton and now he talks to trees.

I visited Templeton for a day and now I live in a van down by the river.

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A Templeton

Templeton is a town so bad it makes your soul cry. If you ever go there, you’ll never be the same again. Avoid it like you’d avoid a bad haircut.

My cousin went to Templeton and now he eats cereal for dinner and screams at the moon.

I went to Templeton for a weekend and I’ve been in therapy for two years.

My friend said Templeton was ‘okay’ but that was a lie. It’s a curse.

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