A couple few
When you’re trying to be precise but you’re just making it up as you go.
I had a couple few drinks and now I’m texting my mom.
A couple few people showed up, and I was confused.
I had a couple few snacks and now I’m full.
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A couple few
A number you say when you have no idea how many things you have but you're trying to sound smart.
I had a couple few problems and now I’m crying.
A couple few people showed up, and I was happy.
I had a couple few dreams and now I’m tired.
A couple Gs on it
A fake way to flirt that makes it look like you’ve got a bunch of cash riding on a game. You say it to a girl who’s also watching the same match, hoping she’ll think you’re rich and cool.
Hey, I’ve got a couple Gs on it. Want to bet your sanity against my money?
You’re watching the game too? I’ve got a couple Gs on it. Let’s see if you can handle my swagger.
I’ve got a couple Gs on it. If I win, you’re my girl. If I lose, I’ll take a nap and forget you ever existed.
A couple Gs on it
A smug way to say you're throwing money at a game, just to impress someone who’s also watching it. It’s like bragging, but with a side of arrogance.
I’ve got a couple Gs on it. You should’ve been here when I lost my last bet.
I’ve got a couple Gs on it. You’re just here to watch the game. I’m here to win and flirt.
I’ve got a couple Gs on it. If I lose, I’m gonna cry. If I win, I’m gonna take you out and make you pay.
A couple Gs on it
A cocky line that makes you sound like you're rich, even if you're not. You say it to a girl who’s also watching the game, just to make her jealous.
I’ve got a couple Gs on it. If I win, I’ll take you out. If I lose, I’ll take you out and then I’ll lose again.
I’ve got a couple Gs on it. You're watching the game. I’m watching you.
I’ve got a couple Gs on it. If I lose, I’m gonna blame you. If I win, I’m gonna take all the credit.
A cordon would be better if scrolled
A stupid meme from Basilmarket made by some loser named 1evenstar. It started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. The answer was "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled" and it got copied and pasted for 10 pages like a f***ing idiot.
I asked if the glitter glove was worth it. Some f***ing idiot said the same stupid thing.
I saw that stupid meme and posted it. Now my thread is full of f***ing losers.
That meme ruined my day. I can’t even think about anything else.
A cordon would be better if scrolled
A f***ing annoying meme on Basilmarket. People just keep copying it and pasting it like it’s the best thing ever. It’s so stupid it makes your brain hurt.
I posted that stupid meme. Now my thread is full of f***ing copies.
My basiler friend sent me that meme. I can’t stand it anymore.
I saw that meme and I just had to post it. Now I’m stuck with it.
A coops
When you think you're ready for your day job and then you get yanked into some random, stupid task you're totally unprepared for. It's like being hit by a bus and then told to juggle flaming torches.
I was supposed to do data entry, but they made me clean the office. What even is life?
I was in the middle of a meeting and got called to fix the printer. It was like being pulled into a war.
I was ready to take on the world, and they made me answer the phone. I died inside.
A coops
Saying you're not into anything gay. Not even a little bit. You're just trying to avoid getting called a fag.
No homo, I just don't want to get called a fag again.
No homo, I just hate being called a fag.
No homo, I'm just tired of being called a fag.
A coops
When you drink so much coffee you end up pooping it out. It's not just a morning thing. It's a daily ritual of shame.
I drank three coffees and then my pants were stained. What even is life?
I had a coffee poop at work. My boss looked at me like I had betrayed him.
I had a coffee poop in the break room. The whole office smelled like regret.
A coops
The kid who everyone thinks is cool and scary, but he's just the king of everything. He doesn't even need to try.
That guy is a legend. I would never talk back to him.
He's the man. He doesn't need to try. He just is.
He's like the king of the school. I would never dare him.
A coops
Cool and hot, like the weather in Edinburgh. Used by kids who think they're the best.
Coop is like being cool and hot at the same time. It’s wild.
Coop is the vibe of the kids who think they're the best.
Coop is the term used by kids who are too cool for school.
A coops
Masturbating into a flipped bag while spitting to make it easier. It’s the worst, but you do it anyway.
I did a coffee poop and then did a bag thing. I was a mess.
I was doing my bag thing in the bathroom while the teacher was talking. I was so bad.
I did my bag thing in the middle of the night. I was a monster.
A coops
A nickname for someone with a tiny penis. It's not just tiny, it's like a micropenis. You can see it.
Coop has a tiny penis. It's like a micropenis.
Coop's penis is so tiny. I can see it.
Coop has a micropenis. It's not even fair.
A cooper
Cooper tells you to go to hell and says you're a piece of garbage.
Cooper: 'You're the worst, I'm out.'
Cooper just said 'go to hell' and left me in the dust.
Cooper told me to 'go to hell and bring my sister with you.'
A cooper
Cooper is like your best friend who also gives you the worst vibes.
Cooper is the only one who knows your secrets and still judges you.
He's right there with you, but he also tells your mom about your bad grades.
Cooper's the best friend you have, but also the one who brags about your failures.
A cooper
Cooper is so wasted he thinks he's a kid again and is convinced he can beat up his old man.
Cooper tried to fight his dad and failed spectacularly.
He was drunk and said he'd beat up his old man in front of everyone.
Cooper told me he could beat up his dad if he had a drink.
A cooper
If you know Cooper, you are the luckiest person alive. He's the real deal, the funniest, the coolest, and the most trustworthy.
Cooper kept my secret for years and never told a soul.
He's the funniest guy in the class and always makes me laugh.
Cooper is the guy who will be there for you no matter what.
A cooper
Cooper is the guy who will make your day better and always helps out.
He helped me with my math homework and didn't even charge me.
Cooper is the guy who will always be there for you.
He's the kind of guy who makes your day better just by being around.
A cooper
Cooper is the guy with a huge cock and the confidence to show it off.
Cooper shows off his cock like it's a trophy.
He's got the body and the confidence to match.
He's the guy who walks into a room and says 'look at me.'