Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The answer you give when the cop asks you how many drinks you had and you're too drunk to count but you're still trying to be cool.

Sir, a couple few.

I had a couple few, officer, it's not like I'm a lush.

A couple few, and I'm still standing.

2

More than a few but not enough to be called a lot. Like when you're halfway through a party and still pretending you're fine.

I had a couple few drinks, and I'm still fine.

A couple few and I'm already slurring.

I had a couple few, and now I'm talking to the ceiling.

3

A number that’s just right for southern folks, too many for a regular few but not enough to be called a bunch.

I ate a couple few ribs and now I’m full.

A couple few people came to my grandma’s cookout.

I had a couple few beers and now I’m yelling at the TV.

4

When you’re trying to be precise but you’re just making it up as you go.

I had a couple few drinks and now I’m texting my mom.

A couple few people showed up, and I was confused.

I had a couple few snacks and now I’m full.

5

A number you say when you have no idea how many things you have but you're trying to sound smart.

I had a couple few problems and now I’m crying.

A couple few people showed up, and I was happy.

I had a couple few dreams and now I’m tired.