A Templeton
Templeton is when your brain explodes from too much stress. It got its name when a baseball player flipped off a crowd like a madman in 1981, and people have been shouting ‘TEMPLETON’ ever since.
My mom screamed ‘TEMPLETON’ at my dad when he forgot our anniversary.
My brother got Templeton during his math test. He drew a goat on the board and cried.
The teacher said my paper was ‘TEMPLETON’ and I got a D.