A Ten Footer
A person who looks like a million bucks from ten feet away but when you get close you realize they’re just a regular person who forgot to brush their teeth
I asked my friend out because she looked amazing from ten feet away. Then she walked up and I thought she had a mouth full of dirt.
My mom’s new boyfriend looked like a rockstar from ten feet. Now he’s just a guy who wears socks with sandals.
I tried to flirt with my teacher. From ten feet away, she looked like a movie star. Now I’m embarrassed and I’m going to fail math.