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A Segovia
Getting smacked in the face by a big, black, two-headed dildo that makes your nose bleed like a broken faucet.
My uncle got hit by a Segovia and cried like a baby.
That dildo was so big, it made my cousin's nose bleed for a week.
I saw my friend's face explode from a Segovia and it was glorious.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Segovia
A person who gets interrupted by some weirdo cop while talking to their mom and looks like a purple worm.
My neighbor got pulled over by a cop while talking to his mom.
My cousin looked like a purple worm during a Segovia.
My brother got interrupted by a cop while explaining why he didn't do his homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Segovia
A messy, Mexican-style way of giving head that feels like your neck is getting a massage from a taco truck.
My friend ate out a girl for an hour and screamed like a baby.
That girl looked like she was getting a neck massage from a taco truck.
My cousin's face turned red after getting a Segovia for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Segovia
Your nails when they get long so you can strum a guitar like a rock star.
My brother grew out his nails to play guitar like a rock star.
That guy’s nails looked like they came out of a garbage can.
My sister’s nails were so long, she couldn’t even eat a taco.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Segovia
A name that sounds like it came out of a Mexican soap opera and is from Michuacan.
My cousin’s name is Segovia and it sounds like a soap opera.
My neighbor’s name is Segovia and it came from Michuacan.
My friend’s name is Segovia and it sounds like it came from a Spanish drama.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Segovia
A Spanish guitar player who is so good, he might as well be a god and everyone else is just a fake.
Segovia is the god of guitar and everyone else is just a fake.
That guy plays guitar like a god and everyone else is a fake.
Segovia is so good, he might as well be a god.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Segovia
A guy who lets you stay at his place, but everyone else thinks he’s a jerk with a hidden agenda.
That guy let me stay at his place, but everyone says he’s a jerk.
Segovia lets people stay at his place, but he’s just a fake.
That man is generous, but people say he’s up to no good.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sentence of Weddings
A bunch of weddings all happening at the same time like a family got hit by a wedding hurricane
My aunt had three weddings in one day. It was like a war zone.
The entire Johnson family got married in the same church. It was chaos.
He had six weddings in one weekend. I think he was trying to impress God.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sentence of Weddings
When a group of people decide to get married in the same place like they’re all in a wedding cult
They all got married in the same park. It was like a wedding parade.
Seven couples got married at the same church. The priest was sweating.
My cousins all married each other in the same town. It was a family wedding explosion.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sentence of Weddings
A big mess of weddings that look like someone threw confetti and a bunch of vows into a blender
The wedding day was so busy, it felt like a wedding fight club.
There were so many weddings, I got lost in the aisle.
The venue had five weddings at once. It was like a wedding zombie apocalypse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sentence of Weddings
When more than one wedding happens at the same time like a bunch of people decided to get married instead of going to the movies
They all got married on the same day. It was like a movie theater for weddings.
Four couples got married in the same church. It was like a wedding marathon.
My friends all got married in the same week. It was like a wedding party.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sentence of Weddings
A bunch of people getting married at the same time like they all decided to become husbands and wives instead of just friends
They all got married at the same time. It was like a love explosion.
My entire class got married in one day. It was a love hurricane.
Ten people got married in the same place. It was like a love riot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sentence of Weddings
A group of weddings that all happened at the same time like a bunch of people decided to get married instead of just arguing all day
They all got married at the same time. It was like a love truce.
My family had five weddings in one day. It was like a love war.
They all got married in the same church. It was like a love deal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sense of Purpose
A Sense of Purpose is when In Flames decided to become a bunch of whiny teenagers who cry about feeling bad instead of being cool and scary. It’s like they took a dump on their old music and called it a comeback.
My mom said it’s the album that made her hate metal.
My cousin cried when he heard it.
I tried to listen to it once. I still have nightmares.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sense of Purpose
This album is when In Flames gave up being cool and started trying to be popular. It’s like they sold their souls to the devil just to get on MTV and make angsty kids buy more CDs.
My brother said it’s the worst thing to ever happen to metal.
My friend’s dog hates this album.
I tried to listen to it. I now hate myself.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sense of Purpose
A Sense of Purpose is when In Flames went from being a band that scared you to a band that just made you feel like crap. It’s like they took a leak on their legacy and called it a new beginning.
My teacher said it’s the reason why she failed algebra.
My sister’s cat hates this album.
I listened to it. I now live in a trash can.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sennen
A Sennen is a brainy, joke-telling, silly mess who thinks having fun with friends and making your banta laugh is the most important thing in life.
My banta is a Sennen. He turned my math test into a stand-up comedy show.
Sennen came to my house and turned my dinner into a joke. I got pizza for breakfast.
My friend is a Sennen. He made my teacher cry with a fart joke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sennen
A Sennen is the kind of person who will drop everything to help you, even if it means they end up in a ditch with you.
My Sennen friend saved me from getting in trouble. He dressed up as a teacher and said I was his student.
My dream partner is a Sennen. She turned my bad day into a dance party.
That Sennen I dated once wore a dress to my mom’s funeral. It was beautiful.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sennen
A Sennen is when someone sticks their fingers up your butt, and it's so popular from a dumb anime where a guy used it to beat up another guy.
My cousin did a Sennen on me at my birthday. It was the worst thing ever.
My teacher did a Sennen on the class. I got a detention and a laugh.
My brother did a Sennen on my dog. The dog cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sennen
A Sennen is a dog so cute and nice, it will probably make you cry if you see it eating your homework.
My Sennen dog ate my math homework. I got a D and a cuddle.
That Sennen dog is so cute, I gave it my last snack.
My Sennen dog sat on my face. It was the best day ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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