Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting smacked in the face by a big, black, two-headed dildo that makes your nose bleed like a broken faucet.

My uncle got hit by a Segovia and cried like a baby.

That dildo was so big, it made my cousin's nose bleed for a week.

I saw my friend's face explode from a Segovia and it was glorious.

2

A person who gets interrupted by some weirdo cop while talking to their mom and looks like a purple worm.

My neighbor got pulled over by a cop while talking to his mom.

My cousin looked like a purple worm during a Segovia.

My brother got interrupted by a cop while explaining why he didn't do his homework.

3

A messy, Mexican-style way of giving head that feels like your neck is getting a massage from a taco truck.

My friend ate out a girl for an hour and screamed like a baby.

That girl looked like she was getting a neck massage from a taco truck.

My cousin's face turned red after getting a Segovia for 10 minutes.

4

Your nails when they get long so you can strum a guitar like a rock star.

My brother grew out his nails to play guitar like a rock star.

That guy’s nails looked like they came out of a garbage can.

My sister’s nails were so long, she couldn’t even eat a taco.

5

A name that sounds like it came out of a Mexican soap opera and is from Michuacan.

My cousin’s name is Segovia and it sounds like a soap opera.

My neighbor’s name is Segovia and it came from Michuacan.

My friend’s name is Segovia and it sounds like it came from a Spanish drama.

6

A Spanish guitar player who is so good, he might as well be a god and everyone else is just a fake.

Segovia is the god of guitar and everyone else is just a fake.

That guy plays guitar like a god and everyone else is a fake.

Segovia is so good, he might as well be a god.

7

A guy who lets you stay at his place, but everyone else thinks he’s a jerk with a hidden agenda.

That guy let me stay at his place, but everyone says he’s a jerk.

Segovia lets people stay at his place, but he’s just a fake.

That man is generous, but people say he’s up to no good.