A Templeton
Templeton is a town so bad it makes your soul cry. If you ever go there, you’ll never be the same again. Avoid it like you’d avoid a bad haircut.
My cousin went to Templeton and now he eats cereal for dinner and screams at the moon.
I went to Templeton for a weekend and I’ve been in therapy for two years.
My friend said Templeton was ‘okay’ but that was a lie. It’s a curse.