A Tennesse Williams - When you turn a simple question into a full-blown argument t

When you turn a simple question into a full-blown argument that could end a friendship and start a war.

'Why is the sky blue?' 'Because the sky is mad at the ocean and the clouds are just watching.'

'Did you bring chips?' 'No, but I brought a map of the ocean and a list of my regrets.'

'What time is it?' 'It’s the time of the time, and I’m going to fight you about it.'