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A Teni

A guy who’s nice, sweet, and bad at video games, but still fun to hang out with.

My friend is a Teni. He’s nice but can’t beat me at Minecraft.

My cousin is a Teni. He’s super dorky but still fun to talk to.

My neighbor is a Teni. He’s terrible at video games but still my favorite.

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A Teni

Tiny from T, and penis from Enis. It’s not hard, it’s just sad.

My Teni is just a soft noodle. It’s not even trying.

My brother’s Teni is like a sad slug. It’s just there.

My dad’s Teni is soft and lifeless. It’s like a defeated man.

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A Ten Footer

A girl who looks like a total god from ten feet away but when you get close you wish you had a time machine to go back and punch your own face

I saw her at the bus stop and thought I’d married a goddess. Then I got close and realized I’d married a greasy pizza box.

He was my new neighbor. From ten feet away, he looked like a superhero. Now he’s just my neighbor and he eats cereal for dinner.

My cousin’s dating a ten footer. He said she looked like a model. Now he’s crying in the hallway because she looks like a confused raccoon.

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A Ten Footer

A person who looks like a million bucks from ten feet away but when you get close you realize they’re just a regular person who forgot to brush their teeth

I asked my friend out because she looked amazing from ten feet away. Then she walked up and I thought she had a mouth full of dirt.

My mom’s new boyfriend looked like a rockstar from ten feet. Now he’s just a guy who wears socks with sandals.

I tried to flirt with my teacher. From ten feet away, she looked like a movie star. Now I’m embarrassed and I’m going to fail math.

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A Templeton

A Templeton is a last name that belongs to some of the most powerful and smug people on Earth. They’ve been around since before humans knew what a sandwich was, but they’ve been keeping secrets for so long they forgot how to act normal.

My cousin is a Templeton. He walked into a room and I suddenly had to take a nap.

I met a Templeton at a party. The next day I was on a plane to Mexico and I didn’t know why.

My teacher said my essay was ‘okay,’ but I think she was being polite because she’s a Templeton.

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A Templeton

Templeton is when your brain explodes from too much stress. It got its name when a baseball player flipped off a crowd like a madman in 1981, and people have been shouting ‘TEMPLETON’ ever since.

My mom screamed ‘TEMPLETON’ at my dad when he forgot our anniversary.

My brother got Templeton during his math test. He drew a goat on the board and cried.

The teacher said my paper was ‘TEMPLETON’ and I got a D.

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A Templeton

Templeton is a town so boring it makes your brain fall asleep. All you can do is drink, flirt, or sit in a park and stare at nothing. It’s the worst place on Earth.

I went to Templeton and came back with a headache and a new hate for life.

My friend moved to Templeton and now he talks to trees.

I visited Templeton for a day and now I live in a van down by the river.

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A Templeton

Templeton is a town so bad it makes your soul cry. If you ever go there, you’ll never be the same again. Avoid it like you’d avoid a bad haircut.

My cousin went to Templeton and now he eats cereal for dinner and screams at the moon.

I went to Templeton for a weekend and I’ve been in therapy for two years.

My friend said Templeton was ‘okay’ but that was a lie. It’s a curse.

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A Templeton

Templeton is when someone gives you a mouth job that smells like a garbage can and looks like a confused alpaca. It’s the worst kind of love.

My ex gave me a Templeton and I cried for a week.

I got Templeton from my brother and I now live in a tent.

My girlfriend gave me a Templeton and I ran away to the woods.

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A Templeton

Dylan is a guy who looks cool, but he’s also kind of a mess. He’s got nice hair and a good laugh, but sometimes he just sits around and does nothing.

Dylan said he’d help me with my homework and then he fell asleep on my desk.

Dylan was supposed to be at my party but he stayed home and watched cat videos.

Dylan said he’d clean his room, but now it looks like a tornado lived there.

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A Templeton

A Templeton is the kind of person that makes your heart go ‘yes’ and your brain go ‘why?’ They’re cute, funny, and sometimes they make you feel like the best version of yourself.

I met a Templeton and suddenly I wanted to be the best version of me.

My friend said she met a Templeton and now she’s happy.

I started dating a Templeton and now my life is perfect.

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A Tempe Hangover

when you partied so hard your body gives up and takes a nap for three days straight

I woke up in my pants on the floor. My brain was missing.

My roommate ate my pizza and I didn't even notice. I was too busy being dead.

I tried to text my mom. My phone died. My brain died. My life died.

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much you forgot how to be human and your body turned into a zombie

I tried to walk. I fell. I tried to stand. I failed. I became a zombie.

I texted my friend: 'I am not a human anymore. I am a ghost.'

I went to work. My boss said, 'Are you sick? You look like a ghost.' I said, 'I am a ghost.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your body said 'no more' and took a vacation for three days

My body went on vacation. I got a text: 'Have a good time!' I said, 'I don't even know where I am.'

I tried to take a shower. My body said, 'Nope. I'm still on vacation.'

I texted my friend: 'I think my body is on vacation. I am not coming back.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your brain turned into a soup and your body just gave up

I tried to think. My brain was soup. I said, 'I can't think. I am soup.'

I texted my friend: 'My brain is soup. My body is dead. I am dying.'

I tried to go to school. My brain said, 'I am soup. I can't go to school.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your body was like, 'I'm done. I'm out.' and just quit on you

I tried to get up. My body said, 'I quit. I'm not doing this anymore.'

I texted my friend: 'My body quit on me. I am dying.'

I tried to go to work. My body said, 'Nope. I'm on strike.'

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A Tempe Hangover

when you drank so much your body was like, 'I can't take it anymore' and just collapsed

I tried to walk. My body collapsed. I said, 'I am not walking anymore.'

I texted my friend: 'My body collapsed. I think I am dead.'

I tried to eat. My body said, 'Nope. I can't eat. I am dead.'

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A Tekashi 69

A messy 69 where the people involved are either different colors or both dudes and they probably did it in a jail cell after one of them ratted out the other.

'I tried to 69 with him but he looked like a jailhouse mess.'

'He did a 69 with a black guy and got out of prison.'

'They did a 69 and it was like a prison love story.'

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A Tekashi 69

A hot guy with neon hair who everyone only knows from when he was old and ugly but now he's a beast and people are mad they missed out.

'He was ugly before but now he’s a rainbow-haired beast.'

'People only knew him from his old face, not his new one.'

'He went from old and ugly to hot and colorful.'

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A Tekashi 69

A Hispanic man with colorful hair who took an Asian name and got out of jail by snitching on his old gang. He probably 69’d a bunch of guys while he was in jail.

'He snitched on his gang to get out of jail and now he’s a 69 legend.'

'He went from jail to 69 fame with a new name.'

'He took an Asian name and 69’d a lot of guys.'

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