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A Peter Visagie
Faking being straight when you're really in love with your computer.
He said he was dating a girl. I saw him crying over a broken mouse.
She told me she was straight. I saw her send a love note to her monitor.
He said he was dating a guy. I saw him messaging his keyboard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Peter Visagie
Lying about being straight when your computer is the only thing you love.
She said she was dating a guy. I saw her messaging her monitor.
He told his friends he was straight. I saw him wear a shirt that said 'I love my keyboard.'
He said he was dating a girl. I saw him send a love letter to his computer.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
A fake pet Markiplier made up to cover his embarrassment during Google Feud. Everyone knows it's just him trying to save face.
"I swear Steve is real, he's just hiding from me right now.", Markiplier during a Google Feud meltdown
Steve was supposed to help, but he ran away when the question was 'What is a chicken?'
Markiplier yelled at Steve for not helping him win Google Feud again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
A made-up pet Markiplier brought into Google Feud to explain why he kept losing. It’s like he’s trying to blame Steve for his failures.
"Steve didn't show up, and I lost. It's not my fault.", Markiplier in a Google Feud rant
Steve was supposed to be there, but he was busy being a gay bird.
Markiplier tried to blame Steve for losing to a 10-year-old.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
Markiplier’s imaginary pet, Steve, who he uses in Google Feud. It’s just a way to avoid being called out for his bad game.
"Steve is real! He’s just not helping me right now.", Markiplier in a Google Feud meltdown
Steve didn’t show up, so Markiplier cried like a baby.
Steve is the only reason Markiplier still plays Google Feud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
A fake pet Markiplier invented to help him in Google Feud. It's also a way to get out of being called a loser.
"Steve is real, and he's mad at me for losing.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode
Markiplier blames Steve for not helping him win Google Feud again.
Steve is just a gay bird, and Markiplier knows it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
When you're so desperate you blame a made-up pet for stealing your burger or your wife. That pet is Steve.
"Steve stole my burger and my wife. I'm gonna kill him.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode
Markiplier cried because Steve stole his wife and his burger.
Steve is the reason Markiplier's life is falling apart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
Markiplier’s imaginary pet named Steve, who he brings into Google Feud. It's just him trying to cover up his bad game.
"Steve didn't help me, so I lost. It's not my fault.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode
Markiplier blames Steve for not helping him win again.
Steve is the only pet Markiplier has, and he's not helping.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
A gay bird named Steve that Markiplier made up to help him in Google Feud. It's also a way to avoid being called a loser.
"Steve is gay, and he's the only reason I play Google Feud.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode
Markiplier cries because Steve is gay and didn't help him win.
Steve is a gay bird, and Markiplier is obsessed with him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is like a smelly fart in a quiet room. He wears lady pants for laughs and sprays himself with water like a madman. He’s not just a pain he’s a pain with a degree.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a guy who thinks he's the king of the world and wears his grandma's underpants for fun. He’s smart but also a total pain in the arse.
He showed up to the party in a skirt and a pair of socks. No one knew what to say.
He challenged the teacher to a math fight and won by using a calculator like it was a weapon.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he’s the funniest person ever. He wears women’s clothes and splashes water on himself like it’s a fancy party trick. He’s got brains but uses them to be a total pain.
He showed up to class wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a guy who thinks he’s the funniest man on Earth. He wears ladies’ underpants for a laugh and splashes himself with water like a madman. He’s smart but still a total pain.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he’s the funniest person on the planet. He wears a bra and socks for no reason and splashes water on himself like a madman. He’s smart but still a total pain.
He showed up to the party in a skirt and a pair of socks. No one knew what to say.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He challenged the teacher to a math fight and won by using a calculator like it was a weapon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he's the funniest man in the world. He wears ladies’ underpants and splashes himself with water like it’s a fancy party trick. He’s smart but still a total pain in the arse.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Peter Murray
A Peter Murray is a California freak who tells dad jokes like they’re going out of style, sings them like he’s in a talent show, and still isn’t a dad. It’s the worst kind of misery, like being stuck in a room with a bad smell and a bad joke.
@PeterMurray2000 I’m not a dad, but I know how to make you cry with my jokes
Peter Murray just sang a dad joke in the mall, and I died
Why is this guy still doing A Peter Murray? He’s not even a dad!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Peter Murray
A Peter Murray is a blonde trapper who acts cool but is just trying to sell you carts and weed. He’s the reason you have 10 carts and 100 bags of weed.
Bro, this Peter Murray just sold me 5 carts and said I’d be rich by next week
I bought a cart from a Peter Murray and now I have no money
That Peter Murray is my favorite, he’s got a cart for every mood
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is a human who turns everything into a sexual joke, even if it doesn't make sense.
My math teacher asked, 'What is 2 + 2?' I said, '4, or your face if you keep staring at me.'
I looked up 'rain' and it said, 'A natural phenomenon where you get wet and feel sexy.'
My mom said, 'I made soup.' I said, 'That's not soup. That's your love language.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is someone who believes every word in the dictionary has a hidden dirty meaning.
'Table' is now 'a place where you sit and flirt.'
I looked up 'cloud' and it was 'a fluffy thing that looks like a naked man.'
My friend said, 'I like pie.' I said, 'You're not just liking pie. You're craving it like it's your soul.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is a person who thinks your whole life is a sexual experience, even if you don't want it to be.
'I like coffee.' 'That’s not coffee. That’s your daily seduction.'
I said, 'I like cats.' He said, 'You like cats. Or you just like the way they purr.'
I said, 'I like books.' He said, 'You like books. Or you just like the way they feel in your hands.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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