A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he's the funniest man in the world. He wears ladies’ underpants and splashes himself with water like it’s a fancy party trick. He’s smart but still a total pain in the arse.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.