A Pesty Polski

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A Pesty Polski is like a smelly fart in a quiet room. He wears lady pants for laughs and sprays himself with water like a madman. He’s not just a pain he’s a pain with a degree.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
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A Pesty Polski is a guy who thinks he's the king of the world and wears his grandma's underpants for fun. He’s smart but also a total pain in the arse.
He showed up to the party in a skirt and a pair of socks. No one knew what to say.
He challenged the teacher to a math fight and won by using a calculator like it was a weapon.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
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A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he’s the funniest person ever. He wears women’s clothes and splashes water on himself like it’s a fancy party trick. He’s got brains but uses them to be a total pain.
He showed up to class wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
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A Pesty Polski is a guy who thinks he’s the funniest man on Earth. He wears ladies’ underpants for a laugh and splashes himself with water like a madman. He’s smart but still a total pain.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
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A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he’s the funniest person on the planet. He wears a bra and socks for no reason and splashes water on himself like a madman. He’s smart but still a total pain.
He showed up to the party in a skirt and a pair of socks. No one knew what to say.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He challenged the teacher to a math fight and won by using a calculator like it was a weapon.
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A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he's the funniest man in the world. He wears ladies’ underpants and splashes himself with water like it’s a fancy party trick. He’s smart but still a total pain in the arse.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
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