A Pet Named Steve

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A fake pet Markiplier made up to cover his embarrassment during Google Feud. Everyone knows it's just him trying to save face.

"I swear Steve is real, he's just hiding from me right now.", Markiplier during a Google Feud meltdown

Steve was supposed to help, but he ran away when the question was 'What is a chicken?'

Markiplier yelled at Steve for not helping him win Google Feud again.

A made-up pet Markiplier brought into Google Feud to explain why he kept losing. It’s like he’s trying to blame Steve for his failures.

"Steve didn't show up, and I lost. It's not my fault.", Markiplier in a Google Feud rant

Steve was supposed to be there, but he was busy being a gay bird.

Markiplier tried to blame Steve for losing to a 10-year-old.

Markiplier’s imaginary pet, Steve, who he uses in Google Feud. It’s just a way to avoid being called out for his bad game.

"Steve is real! He’s just not helping me right now.", Markiplier in a Google Feud meltdown

Steve didn’t show up, so Markiplier cried like a baby.

Steve is the only reason Markiplier still plays Google Feud.

A fake pet Markiplier invented to help him in Google Feud. It's also a way to get out of being called a loser.

"Steve is real, and he's mad at me for losing.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode

Markiplier blames Steve for not helping him win Google Feud again.

Steve is just a gay bird, and Markiplier knows it.

When you're so desperate you blame a made-up pet for stealing your burger or your wife. That pet is Steve.

"Steve stole my burger and my wife. I'm gonna kill him.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode

Markiplier cried because Steve stole his wife and his burger.

Steve is the reason Markiplier's life is falling apart.

Markiplier’s imaginary pet named Steve, who he brings into Google Feud. It's just him trying to cover up his bad game.

"Steve didn't help me, so I lost. It's not my fault.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode

Markiplier blames Steve for not helping him win again.

Steve is the only pet Markiplier has, and he's not helping.

A gay bird named Steve that Markiplier made up to help him in Google Feud. It's also a way to avoid being called a loser.

"Steve is gay, and he's the only reason I play Google Feud.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode

Markiplier cries because Steve is gay and didn't help him win.

Steve is a gay bird, and Markiplier is obsessed with him.