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A Haunted house Back Smack A
A haunted house that gives you a giant A in the back like you just got yelled at by your teacher
I got a Back Smack A in the haunted house. It felt like my teacher was behind me, yelling at me.
The haunted house gave me a Back Smack A. My back hurt for a week. My pride hurt for a month.
I walked into the haunted house, got hit with an A, and I swear I saw my teacher in the ghost's eyes.
A Haunted house Back Smack A
A haunted house where the ghost throws a giant A at your back like it’s trying to kill you
The haunted house threw a giant A at me. I died. Or I just fainted. Either way, I got the point.
I got a Back Smack A and it felt like the ghost was trying to murder me. I almost did die.
The ghost in the haunted house threw a giant A at me. My back is still sore. My soul is still bruised.
A Haunted house Back Smack A
A haunted house that hits you with a giant A from behind like it’s your worst nightmare
I walked into the haunted house and got hit with a giant A. It was my worst nightmare come true.
The Back Smack A was so loud, I think the ghost screamed with me.
The haunted house hit me with a giant A. I didn't know if I was dreaming or dead.
A Hatim
A legendary man with a face like a donut and a cock so big it could start a war. He’s the reason why angels cry and why demons get jealous.
@hatim is the reason I failed math and my soul.
I saw Hatim in the street, I dropped my pants and cried.
My dog just tried to chew my phone because it heard Hatim’s voice.
A Hatim
A man so hot he could melt the sun. He’s also the funniest guy in the universe and will laugh so hard he’ll pee his pants.
I asked Hatim for a date, he said ‘I’ll take you to the moon, but only if you bring my mom.’
My sister is in love with Hatim. She’s now dating 3 of his cousins.
Hatim walked in, the room went silent. Then he farted. Now it’s a war.
A Hatim
A hairy, stoner, drunk, mofo who wears shirts that don’t match and drives like he’s racing the devil.
I saw Hatim driving. The cop said ‘you’re going to jail’ he said ‘I’m going to heaven’ and drove through a wall.
Hatim ate 10 pizzas, 3 donuts, and a whole chicken. Then he tried to dance.
My dog ran away because it heard Hatim’s voice.
A Hatim
A name that means ‘black crow’ but also means ‘the man who makes my life a nightmare.’
My teacher said ‘if you don’t behave, I’ll call Hatim.’ I started crying.
My brother named his dog Hatim. Now the dog laughs at me.
I tried to spell ‘Hatim’ and got it wrong. My teacher said ‘you’re dumber than Hatim’s cousin.’
A Hatim
A man who is smart, funny, and sometimes a total mess. He can do math in his head but can’t spell ‘Hatim’ correctly.
Hatim solved a math problem in 3 seconds. I took 10 minutes and failed.
I asked Hatim to spell ‘Hatim’ and he spelled it ‘Hate Me’.
My teacher said Hatim is the smartest kid in class. Then he said ‘he’s also the dumbest.’
A Hatim
A man who’s been through hell and came back with a new tattoo and a new girlfriend.
Hatim came back from hell and brought 3 pizzas with him.
My dog ran away because it saw Hatim’s new tattoo.
Hatim told me about his life. I started crying and ate a whole cake.
A Hatim
Tiny hats on animals. They look like they’re wearing party hats and are ready to dance.
My cat has a tiny hat. It looks like a fashion icon.
I saw a dog wearing a tiny hat. It looked like it was in a rap battle.
My hamster has a tiny hat. I think it’s the king of the tiny hats.
A Hat in Time
A Hat in Time is a stupid 3D platformer game where a tiny kid in a hat loses her spaceship fuel and has to run around a planet collecting tiny things called Time Pieces. It started as a Kickstarter that went way over its goal because people thought it was the only decent Kickstarter game ever.
'I’m never collecting Time Pieces again. I got lost in a jungle and my hat got eaten by a goat.', @HatKidFan123
'This game is like my childhood. My childhood was a hat and a goat.', @MysteriousGoat69
'I lost 10 hours of my life to this game. I don’t even know what a Time Piece is.', @TimePieceHater
A Hat in Time
A Hat in Time is when you put a Nilla Wafer on your head and suddenly it’s the best day ever. It’s the only time in history where a Nilla Wafer made a kid famous.
'I wore a Nilla Wafer on my head and it felt like being a god.', @NillaGod2000
'I got a Nilla Wafer on my head and my dog cried. I was confused.', @NillaDad
'I tried to wear a Nilla Wafer on my head and it fell off. I failed.', @NillaFail
A Harvey Specter
A Harvey Specter is when you sit there like a smug prick and tell someone else’s driver that their car was ‘championship capable’ even though it was total garbage. You do this just so you can brag about your favorite driver like they’re the only one who matters.
“That car was a disgrace, but yours? Championship capable. Obviously.”
“Your car? That was a joke. Mine? That was a masterpiece.”
“You’re just jealous because your driver isn’t as good as mine.”
A Harvey Specter
Harvey Specter is a fictional lawyer who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got the charm, the ego, and the habit of smoking weed like it’s his job. He’s so cool, you might actually want to be a lawyer just to be like him.
“Harvey Specter? That guy’s a legend. He’s like the king of the courtroom.”
“He’s got more one-liners than I’ve got bad days.”
“He’s so cool, I want to be him when I grow up.”
A Harvey Specter
Getting your ass kicked by a Harvard badass is like getting hit by a truck. You’re so bad at everything, you might as well just give up. You’ll probably end up in the dictionary, where ‘success’ comes before ‘work’ and you’re stuck there.
“I lost to that Harvard guy. I might as well just stop trying.”
“He beat me at everything. I might as well be dead.”
“That Harvard guy? He’s the reason I’m stuck in the dictionary.”
A Harvey Specter
Harvey Specter is like the hotter version of Woody from Toy Story. He’s got the charm, the confidence, and the looks to back it up. You’d do anything to be him.
“Harvey Specter is like Woody, but hotter. And way cooler.”
“He’s the kind of guy who could make a toy jealous.”
“If Woody had a hotter version, it’d be Harvey Specter.”
A Harvey
A Harvey is when a weeny junior boy gets all flustered over a baby freshman girl who still wears glitter in the morning.
My cousin got Harvey’d by a girl who still uses a lunchbox.
Harvey struck when Jake saw Lucy wearing glitter and a fanny pack.
Harvey is when a boy’s face turns red because the girl he likes still uses glitter.
A Harvey
To be harveyed is to drink so much cheap vodka you pass out in a dog cage and vomit so hard you wake up in a field.
I got harveyed at the party and vomited in a dog cage like a beast.
He got harveyed and woke up in a field with a hangover and no pants.
She got harveyed and vomited so hard her parents had to come get her.
A Harvey
A Harvey is a guy with a big dick that can’t be ignored even when he’s wearing pants.
He’s a Harvey, and I swear I could see his dick through his pants.
That guy is a Harvey, and I could see his dong from the other side of the bus.
He’s a Harvey and still managed to flex in a tuxedo.
A Harvey
To be harveyed in public is to have a hard-on so obvious it looks like it’s trying to escape.
He got harveyed in the hallway and everyone saw it.
She got harveyed in class and the teacher asked what was wrong.
He got harveyed in the lunchroom and the entire cafeteria saw it.
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