A Hatim
A man so hot he could melt the sun. He’s also the funniest guy in the universe and will laugh so hard he’ll pee his pants.
I asked Hatim for a date, he said ‘I’ll take you to the moon, but only if you bring my mom.’
My sister is in love with Hatim. She’s now dating 3 of his cousins.
Hatim walked in, the room went silent. Then he farted. Now it’s a war.