A Harvey Specter
Getting your ass kicked by a Harvard badass is like getting hit by a truck. You’re so bad at everything, you might as well just give up. You’ll probably end up in the dictionary, where ‘success’ comes before ‘work’ and you’re stuck there.
“I lost to that Harvard guy. I might as well just stop trying.”
“He beat me at everything. I might as well be dead.”
“That Harvard guy? He’s the reason I’m stuck in the dictionary.”