A Harvey Specter

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A Harvey Specter is when you sit there like a smug prick and tell someone else’s driver that their car was ‘championship capable’ even though it was total garbage. You do this just so you can brag about your favorite driver like they’re the only one who matters.
“That car was a disgrace, but yours? Championship capable. Obviously.”
“Your car? That was a joke. Mine? That was a masterpiece.”
“You’re just jealous because your driver isn’t as good as mine.”
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Harvey Specter is a fictional lawyer who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got the charm, the ego, and the habit of smoking weed like it’s his job. He’s so cool, you might actually want to be a lawyer just to be like him.
“Harvey Specter? That guy’s a legend. He’s like the king of the courtroom.”
“He’s got more one-liners than I’ve got bad days.”
“He’s so cool, I want to be him when I grow up.”
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Getting your ass kicked by a Harvard badass is like getting hit by a truck. You’re so bad at everything, you might as well just give up. You’ll probably end up in the dictionary, where ‘success’ comes before ‘work’ and you’re stuck there.
“I lost to that Harvard guy. I might as well just stop trying.”
“He beat me at everything. I might as well be dead.”
“That Harvard guy? He’s the reason I’m stuck in the dictionary.”
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Harvey Specter is like the hotter version of Woody from Toy Story. He’s got the charm, the confidence, and the looks to back it up. You’d do anything to be him.
“Harvey Specter is like Woody, but hotter. And way cooler.”
“He’s the kind of guy who could make a toy jealous.”
“If Woody had a hotter version, it’d be Harvey Specter.”
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