A Hatim
A hairy, stoner, drunk, mofo who wears shirts that don’t match and drives like he’s racing the devil.
I saw Hatim driving. The cop said ‘you’re going to jail’ he said ‘I’m going to heaven’ and drove through a wall.
Hatim ate 10 pizzas, 3 donuts, and a whole chicken. Then he tried to dance.
My dog ran away because it heard Hatim’s voice.