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A Peter Murray is a California freak who tells dad jokes like they’re going out of style, sings them like he’s in a talent show, and still isn’t a dad. It’s the worst kind of misery, like being stuck in a room with a bad smell and a bad joke.
@PeterMurray2000 I’m not a dad, but I know how to make you cry with my jokes
Peter Murray just sang a dad joke in the mall, and I died
Why is this guy still doing A Peter Murray? He’s not even a dad!