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A dubs is like the gangsta version of the internet. You say it like you’re in a fancy car with a gold chain on.

"I’m surfing the dubs, bro." Like I’m rich.

He said dub dub dub like he invented the internet.

My cousin texted me: "I’m on the dubs, bish." What even is that?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A dubs is when you say the wrong version of the internet. It’s like calling your mom’s boyfriend your dad.

"I’m on the dubs, bro." Like it’s WWE.

Why does he say dub dub dub like it’s a beer.

I thought dub dub dub was the internet, but it’s WWE now.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A dubs is when you get lazy and just say "Dub dub dub" instead of typing the whole thing. You’re too lazy to type.

My brother says dub dub dub like it’s his job.

I asked for the internet and got dub dub dub. What even is that?

She said dub dub dub like she was typing it on a phone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A dubs is a short way to say the internet. It’s like a nickname for something you’re too dumb to say.

He called the internet dub dub dub like he was the king.

My friend texted me: "I’m on the dubs, bro."

Why does everyone say dub dub dub like it’s a new word.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A dubs is like a 22-ounce beer. You drink it like it’s the internet. You’re too drunk to think straight.

He said dub dub dub like it was a beer.

I thought the internet was a beer.

Why is she saying dub dub dub like it’s a drink.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A dubs is when you say the internet like it’s a stupid joke. You’re too dumb to know the difference.

My brother said dub dub dub like it was a joke.

She laughed and said dub dub dub like it was funny.

Why does he say dub dub dub like it’s a joke.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When a smuggler of illegal stuff tries out the delivery route before the big haul.

Man, I did a dry run last night. The cops were waiting for me at the gas station.

I did a dry run to see if the truck would hold up. It didn’t. It exploded.

Bro, I did a dry run and got caught. Now I’m on probation.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you get the stomach cramps and everything else but no poop.

I did a dry run this morning and just stared at the toilet like it betrayed me.

After that dry run, I had to eat a whole pizza just to feel better.

I did a dry run and my dog laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You wake up hungover and try to count how many drinks you had by counting empty bottles.

I did a dry run and realized I had a whole case of beer in my room.

I did a dry run and cried because I thought I had 200 shots.

After my dry run, I knew I had to drink more to forget my mistakes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you get yourself off just by thinking about it and nothing else.

I did a dry run in the middle of class. I got caught.

I did a dry run and my mom walked in. She didn’t say anything.

I did a dry run and my dog started licking my face.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you shove your cock up someone’s butt without any lube and hope for the best.

I did a dry run on my sister and she screamed like I killed her.

I did a dry run and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

I did a dry run and my dog ran out of the room.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you get yourself off but nothing actually comes out.

I did a dry run and felt like I had nothing to show for it.

I did a dry run and my friend laughed at me like I was a joke.

I did a dry run and my dog just stared at me like I was broken.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The time between New Year’s and Valentine’s when you have nothing going on.

I did a dry run and had no friends to talk to.

I did a dry run and just watched TV all day.

I did a dry run and got bored so I went to the store and bought chips.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A drunken dinner roll

A guy gets so wasted he starts hugging a giant dinner roll like it’s his ex and then eats it for breakfast.

I woke up married to a bread roll and still had my pants on.

He tried to propose to the roll and it just kept rolling.

My cousin ate a dinner roll and now he’s in love with it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A drunken dinner roll

When a man gets so drunk he thinks a giant roll is a woman and tries to date it.

He asked the roll if it wanted to go to the mall and it just rolled away.

He got a roll and a beer and now they’re married.

He tried to kiss the roll and it just exploded.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A drunken dinner roll

A man drinks so much he thinks a big dinner roll is a hot woman and starts making out with it.

He tried to seduce the roll and it just fell over.

He got so drunk he married a roll and now he eats it every day.

He asked the roll to be his girlfriend and it just rolled away.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smelly, loud, stinky hole. Could be a guy or a girl. Either way, it's a pain in the ass.

My cousin's drive is louder than my brother's car horn.

I told my friend, 'Your drive is worse than my old gym teacher's socks.'

At the Drive-In is the only band I've ever seen that makes my drive feel like it's getting a divorce.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A way to tell someone to leave. Like you're tired of their stink and their noise.

'Get out of here,' I said. 'Your drive is giving me a headache.'

My mom said, 'You're like a drive. Just go away.'

He told me, 'You're a drive. I'm outta here.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A band from El Paso that made music so loud it woke up the dead. Then they split up and made two other bands that are still arguing about who's better.

'At the Drive-In made music like I was at a rave with my dad's old band.'

I still can't believe they split up. It's like my friends broke up over a pizza fight.

They made a song called 'One Armed Scissor' and it was so loud it made my neighbor scream.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The worst thing about driving. It's like Murphy's Law, but for people who hate traffic and know how to make it worse.

I was in traffic and thought, 'This is the Murphy's Law of Driving.'

My dad said, 'The Murphy's Law of Driving is the worst thing since my old job.'

Every time I get into a car, I swear Murphy's Law is watching me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

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