A drunken dinner roll

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A guy gets so wasted he starts hugging a giant dinner roll like it’s his ex and then eats it for breakfast.

I woke up married to a bread roll and still had my pants on.

He tried to propose to the roll and it just kept rolling.

My cousin ate a dinner roll and now he’s in love with it.

When a man gets so drunk he thinks a giant roll is a woman and tries to date it.

He asked the roll if it wanted to go to the mall and it just rolled away.

He got a roll and a beer and now they’re married.

He tried to kiss the roll and it just exploded.

A man drinks so much he thinks a big dinner roll is a hot woman and starts making out with it.

He tried to seduce the roll and it just fell over.

He got so drunk he married a roll and now he eats it every day.

He asked the roll to be his girlfriend and it just rolled away.