Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a smuggler of illegal stuff tries out the delivery route before the big haul.

Man, I did a dry run last night. The cops were waiting for me at the gas station.

I did a dry run to see if the truck would hold up. It didn’t. It exploded.

Bro, I did a dry run and got caught. Now I’m on probation.

2

When you get the stomach cramps and everything else but no poop.

I did a dry run this morning and just stared at the toilet like it betrayed me.

After that dry run, I had to eat a whole pizza just to feel better.

I did a dry run and my dog laughed at me.

3

You wake up hungover and try to count how many drinks you had by counting empty bottles.

I did a dry run and realized I had a whole case of beer in my room.

I did a dry run and cried because I thought I had 200 shots.

After my dry run, I knew I had to drink more to forget my mistakes.

4

When you get yourself off just by thinking about it and nothing else.

I did a dry run in the middle of class. I got caught.

I did a dry run and my mom walked in. She didn’t say anything.

I did a dry run and my dog started licking my face.

5

When you shove your cock up someone’s butt without any lube and hope for the best.

I did a dry run on my sister and she screamed like I killed her.

I did a dry run and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

I did a dry run and my dog ran out of the room.

6

When you get yourself off but nothing actually comes out.

I did a dry run and felt like I had nothing to show for it.

I did a dry run and my friend laughed at me like I was a joke.

I did a dry run and my dog just stared at me like I was broken.

7

The time between New Year’s and Valentine’s when you have nothing going on.

I did a dry run and had no friends to talk to.

I did a dry run and just watched TV all day.

I did a dry run and got bored so I went to the store and bought chips.