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A kajillion dollars
The price of a second chance, but only if you pay in pizza and insults
My friend got a kajillion dollars from his uncle. I got a kajillion dollars from my uncle. His was real. Mine was imaginary. And he called me a disgrace.
I asked my teacher for a kajillion dollars. She said, 'You can have a kajillion dollars when you stop talking during math.'
I got a kajillion dollars from my dad. He said it was because I was a good son. I said, 'You’re a good dad. I’m just a bad son.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kajillion dollars
The number of dollars you need to buy a new house and a new personality
My cousin got a kajillion dollars for winning a game show. I got a kajillion dollars for losing a game show. I’m not mad. I’m just confused.
I told my brother I wanted a kajillion dollars. He said, 'You can have a kajillion dollars when you stop eating my cookies.'
I got a kajillion dollars from my dad. He said it was because I was a good son. I said, 'You’re a good dad. I’m just a bad son.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kahlon
A kahlon is like a king, but way better. They sit on a throne of gold and laziness, and everyone else has to do the work.
My cousin is a kahlon. He doesn’t do anything, but he gets all the credit.
That guy acts like a kahlon, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
My teacher said I’m a kahlon, but I’m not. I’m just a fake kahlon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kahlon
A kahlon is the last name of the smartest, most annoying, and most successful people. They always win, and they don’t even try.
My friend’s a kahlon. He got straight A’s without studying.
That kahlon is so smart, he even got a dog to do his homework.
I wish I was a kahlon. I’d be rich and famous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kahlon
A kahlon is a soft, black, ass pussy jigga. It's like a smooth ride, but you're the one getting jacked.
That kahlon is so soft, I could sleep on it.
I saw a kahlon and I almost died from the vibes.
My mom’s a kahlon, and I still can’t handle it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kahlon
A kahlon is a Punjabi god who can beat up the whole world. He’s like a cheat code in a video game, but with more flexing.
That kahlon could beat up GTA San Andreas.
My uncle is a kahlon. He beat up a lion in the park.
He’s so strong, he can lift a car with one hand.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kahlon
Anoop kahlon is like a secret member of Isis. He’s not scary, but he’s a little bit crazy.
Anoop kahlon is like a terrorist who forgot to bring a bomb.
He’s part of Isis, but he just wants pizza.
Anoop kahlon is the only Isis member who brings snacks to the mission.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kahlon
A kahlon is a Punjabi god who can beat up the whole world. He’s like a cheat code in a video game, but with more flexing.
That kahlon could beat up GTA San Andreas.
My uncle is a kahlon. He beat up a lion in the park.
He’s so strong, he can lift a car with one hand.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kahlon
A kahlon is a warrior who never gives up. He’s like a superhero, but with more sweat and less cape.
That kahlon fought a bear with his bare hands.
He’s like a mentor, but he also plays video games.
He’s the most perfect guy ever. Even his dog loves him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A k.Z. problem
A friend zone so bad it makes your life a nightmare. Every time they see a girl, they forget you exist and turn into a lovesick idiot.
He saw a girl at the mall and completely ignored me for 3 days.
He texted me: 'Hey, I’m gonna go talk to her. See you later.'
He ran into the store just to say hi to a girl I didn’t even know.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A k.Z. problem
When your friend acts like you're not even there. They're so obsessed with girls that they forget you're their best friend.
He said, 'I need to talk to her. You can go home.'
He waved at a girl across the street and completely forgot I was there.
He texted me: 'I'm in love. You're just a background character now.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A k.Z. problem
The worst kind of friend zone. They see a girl and suddenly you're invisible. They're like a dog chasing a bone and you're just stuck in the background.
He ran after a girl at the park and didn’t even say hi to me.
He texted me: 'I'm going to ask her out. You're just a friend.'
He saw a girl in the grocery store and started talking to her like I wasn't there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A k.Z. problem
A friend who acts like you're not even real. Every time they see a girl, they forget everything and turn into a love-struck fool.
He waved at a girl and didn’t even look at me.
He said, 'I need to talk to her. You can just sit here.'
He texted me: 'She's beautiful. You're just a friend.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A k.Z. problem
When your friend sees a girl and suddenly you're just a ghost. They’re so obsessed with love that they forget about you completely.
He saw a girl at the bus stop and completely ignored me.
He texted me: 'I'm going to flirt with her. You're just a friend.'
He walked right past me to say hi to a girl I didn’t even know.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A k.Z. problem
A friend who acts like you're not there. They’re so obsessed with girls that they forget about you and turn into a love-sick maniac.
He ran after a girl and didn’t even say hi to me.
He texted me: 'I’m going to ask her out. You're just a friend.'
He waved at a girl and completely forgot I was there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kababwa
A kababwa is like the butt of a baby who’s been in the sun too long and then sat on a hot stove.
My niece’s kababwa looked like a burnt marshmallow.
That baby’s kababwa is so dark it could scare a ghost.
He was born with a kababwa that made the doctor laugh.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kababwa
A kababwa is the reason why some babies look like they’ve been dipped in coffee and left outside in the rain.
That kababwa is so dark, it’s like it has a life of its own.
She was crying so much her kababwa turned into a black hole.
He’s got a kababwa so bad, it’s got a reputation.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A kababwa
A kababwa is the worst thing a baby can have, and it looks like it was dipped in dirt and left in the sun.
That baby’s kababwa is so bad, it’s got a nickname.
Her kababwa is so dark, it’s like it’s been to hell and back.
He’s got a kababwa that makes the whole family laugh.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A justin
She’s the angel in everything and whenever you see her your heart will beat faster than before. She’s the kind of girl that you will like as soon as you see her.
Justine walked in the room and I immediately forgot my name.
I saw her in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.
She texted me and I started laughing like a maniac.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A justin
Justine is an awesome individual and best friend. All the guys fall for her because she is stunning, beautiful, funny and sometimes crazy. She thinks really low of herself because she is modest but we all know deep down she has lots of confidence. She is sweet and caring and an downright amazing person.
He asked her out and she said yes before he finished talking.
He tried to impress her with a burger and she cried happy tears.
She told him he was ugly and he still asked her to prom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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