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A girl who tricks you into having sex just to make you sick or get you knocked up.

He had sex with her and now he has a kid.

She said, 'You won’t regret this.' Then she gave him an STD.

He had sex with her once and now he has to pay child support.

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When you let out a fart in a small place and the next person walks right into it like it’s a surprise party.

He farted in the elevator and the next person said, 'What was that?'

She let one rip in the classroom and the teacher turned around and said, 'Who did that?'

He farted in the bus and the whole bus smelled like a rotten egg.

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Getting yanked out of the middle of a sexy time by some idiot, like when you're just getting started and some jackass decides to interrupt you.

'Halfway there? More like halfway to a heart attack.'

'I was about to finish my sandwich and now I'm getting interrupted by my dad.'

'Halfway there? No, I was halfway to my happy place.'

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A mullet so big it looks like it was grown by a goat who decided to live on your head.

'That mullet is so big it's got its own ZIP code.'

'He’s got a mullet so big it’s like a dog ran through his hair.'

'That mullet is the reason why he can’t see out of his head.'

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Sitting in a tree like a lunatic, waiting for someone to walk by so you can dump your gross poop on their head like it’s a party.

'I sat in that tree for two hours just to dump my poop on my teacher’s head.'

'He was in that tree so long, the squirrels started asking for a second opinion.'

'That tree had so much poop in it, it became a new kind of breakfast.'

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The smelly hair that grows around your butt like it’s a jungle and your butt is the animal.

'That butt hair is so bad, it’s like a raccoon started living in my pants.'

'He’s got more butt hair than a goat has fur.'

'That hair is so smelly, it could make a goat cry.'

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Your head looks like it was attacked by a poodle who then died and glued itself to your head like it was a fashion statement.

'My hair looks like a poodle exploded on my head and then died.'

'He’s got a head like a poodle was run over and glued to him.'

'That hair is so bad, it’s like a poodle threw a tantrum on his head.'

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Seeing someone from behind with tight jeans and long hair, only to realize it’s a guy when you see his face like it’s a surprise.

'I thought it was my crush, but it was my brother wearing my crush’s clothes.'

'I saw a hot girl from behind, only to find out it was my dad wearing my mom’s clothes.'

'I was about to flirt, but it was just my cousin trying to be cool.'

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Getting yanked out of the middle of a sexy time, like when you're almost done and someone decides to ruin it like it’s a hobby.

'I was halfway done, and my brother decided to walk in like it was a crime scene.'

'I was about to finish my sandwich, and my dad had to ruin it again.'

'I was halfway to my happy place, and my mom walked in like she was a ghost.'

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So bad it makes your toes curl and your brain shut off

That outfit was a boofy. I almost cried.

His singing was a boofy. I want to die.

That movie was a boofy. I need a nap.

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So cute it makes you want to hug it, bite it, or both

That puppy was a boofy. I wanted to eat it.

Her face was a boofy. I almost squealed.

That baby was a boofy. I wanted to squeeze it to death.

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So fluffy it looks like it was dipped in cotton candy and hit with a hair dryer

Her hair was a boofy. It looked like a marshmallow exploded.

His hair was a boofy. It looked like a cloud had a party.

That dog’s fur was a boofy. It looked like it was made of clouds.

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A selfie that looks like a breast parade

Her selfie was a boofy. It looked like a bra had a meltdown.

That picture was a boofy. It had more breasts than a buffet.

His selfie was a boofy. It looked like a breast convention.

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Hair that looks like it was hit by a hurricane and a blow dryer

His hair was a boofy. It looked like a storm had a hair day.

Her hair was a boofy. It looked like a puffy cloud had a meltdown.

That guy’s hair was a boofy. It looked like it had a life of its own.

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So weird it makes your brain go 'what the hell is this'

That idea was a boofy. It made no sense.

His behavior was a boofy. It was like a cat had a brain.

That outfit was a boofy. It looked like a clown had a meltdown.

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Another word for weed. Also known as 'the green stuff'

That boofy made me laugh so hard I peed.

I smoke boofy like it's my job.

That boofy was so strong, it made me go crazy.

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A Boob Chop is when you slap your boob into the table so hard it feels like you just hit a sack of potatoes with a hammer. It’s the worst kind of table abuse ever.

I tried to grab my card and ended up making my boob scream.

My boob got so mad it knocked over my chips.

I chopped my boob so hard the table creaked like it was about to die.

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A Boob Chop happens when a girl talks too much and gets a face full of her own boob. It’s like a slap from a breast that doesn’t care.

She talked too much, so I gave her a boob chop and she shut up for a week.

I chopped her boob and she cried like a baby.

She kept talking, so I hit her with my boob like it was a tennis racket.

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A Bondi pedicure

A Bondi pedicure is when you stick your foot in the ocean and get a used tampon, a half-eaten sandwich, and a blob of green gunk stuck between your toes.

I tried a Bondi pedicure and now my foot smells like a seagull’s lunch.

My foot looked like a garbage bag after the Bondi pedicure.

I walked into the ocean and came out with a foot full of filth.

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A Bondi pedicure

A Bondi pedicure is when you dip your foot in the sea and come out with a foot full of trash, like a used tampon, a greasy chip, and a piece of rotting pizza.

I got a Bondi pedicure and my foot now smells like a gym sock in summer.

I tried the Bondi pedicure and my foot looks like a landfill.

After a Bondi pedicure, I had to take my foot out of the water and throw it away.

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