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A Connect 4
When someone gets their insides jumbled up from being too rough during sex, like they got hit by a truck and then fell into a blender.
After our connect 4 night, my girlfriend looked like she had been in a blender.
My brother said he had a connect 4 after his date and now he can't sit down.
My friend's gut looked like a pancake after his connect 4.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Connect 4
When a kid sticks four papers together with spit and makes a big fat joint that takes forever to smoke and burns your lungs out.
My cousin rolled a connect 4 and it took three hours to finish.
I tried to smoke a connect 4 and my lungs felt like they were on fire.
My friend made a connect 4 and it was so big it could smoke a whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Connect 4
When your squad gets together to play connect 4 and talk about everything from lunch to why the sky is blue, and it turns into a full-blown drama session.
We had a connect 4 night and ended up arguing about who has the best phone.
My squad had a connect 4 night and it turned into a full-blown fight.
We played connect 4 and talked about why the sky is blue for two hours.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Conlon
Going to a festival overseas and getting so wasted you think the bath is a toilet then you poop your guts out in it while holding on to a girl like she’s your last hope.
I came back from the festival and my bath looked like a warzone. My girl had to clean it up. I’m a legend.
The tub was full of my shite and I was still laughing. I’m a god.
I thought the toilet was the tub. I’m not even sorry. I’m a legend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Conlon
A person who is Irish, drinks every day, is a bro, and loves lacrosse. These people are like gold. You find one, you're lucky.
I’m Irish, I drink every day, I’m a bro, and I love lacrosse. I’m a conlon. I’m a legend.
Found a conlon at the bar. He’s like the best thing since sliced bread.
Conlon found me at the lacrosse game. He’s the best.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Conlon
A conlon is Irish, loves football, and is super loyal. If you find one, you’re like the luckiest person ever.
I’m Irish, I love football, and I’m loyal. I’m a conlon. I’m a legend.
My buddy is a conlon. He’s super loyal. I love him.
Found a conlon. He’s like the best friend ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Conlon
A conlon is someone who’s so drunk they think everything is funny even when they’re sober. They yell 'Na Na Na' and laugh like a maniac.
I was so drunk I laughed at my own face. I’m a conlon.
I yelled 'Na Na Na' at my friend. He was confused. I’m a legend.
I laughed so hard I cried. I’m a conlon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Conlon
Isaac Conlon is a tall guy who’s shy and always makes people feel better. He loves school, music, and is destined to be with a girl who loves music and laughs at his jokes.
Isaac is the best friend ever. He always makes me feel better.
Isaac is tall, shy, and loves music. He’s the best.
Isaac is destined to be with the girl who laughs at his jokes. I love him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Conlon
A conlon is a hot guy played by Gabriel Damon. He’s the guy everyone wants to be.
Gabriel Damon is a conlon. He’s hot. I’m a legend.
I want to be a conlon. I want to be hot like Gabriel.
Gabriel Damon is a conlon. He’s the best.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Conlon
A conlon is a weird, horny guy who makes silly faces, licks kids, and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s also a furry and a little gay.
Caleb Conlon licks kids and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s a legend.
Caleb is a furry, a little gay, and super horny. I love him.
He’s a conlon. He licks kids. He’s the weirdest guy ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Complete Waste
A total mess of stupid stuff like people bragging about themselves nonstop, love letters to their crush that are way too cheesy, made-up words no one understands, jokes only the sender finds funny, fake lingo that sounds like a bad dream, and random facts about places no one cares about. It’s like someone tried to be cool but failed hard.
Check out my new life, it’s awesome, trust me, I’m not lying, I swear
My girlfriend is the most beautiful person ever, like, ever, ever
Did you know tornadoes can be classified into 10 levels? That’s wild, right?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Complete Waste
A person so useless they're like a broken toaster. No one wants them around, and everyone hopes they fall into a hole and never come back out.
Hey, I just saw this guy and he's the worst ever, I don't even know why he's still alive
That kid failed math and now he's trying to be a genius, it’s sad
If I had a dollar for every time I saw that person, I'd be rich and they'd still be a waste
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Complete QB
A guy who throws like a legend but acts like he's the only one who ever played the game
Mahomes threw a perfect game but still said Lamar was 'just okay' in the locker room.
He celebrated like he won the Super Bowl after a 3-point game.
He told the media Lamar was 'a backup' while he was on the bench.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Complete QB
A quarterback who thinks he's the GOAT but can't even catch a pass
He threw a touchdown but dropped the ball on a 2nd and 10.
He said he'd take the win even though he missed the extra point.
He was too busy flexing to notice the defense was ready.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Complete QB
A guy who has the arm of a god but the brain of a donut
He threw a Hail Mary but forgot to check the receiver's position.
He called a play that didn't make sense and then said it was 'a trick' after losing.
He threw a touchdown but then said it was 'just a warm-up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Company
The fake name the CIA uses so they can make you feel like you're doing something important when really you're just their dirty little secret.
'A Company, baby!' he said like he was in a spy movie.
She kept calling it 'A Company' like it was some fancy club.
He said he worked for A Company, but it was just a cover for him stealing coffee from the break room.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Company
A girl who shows up at your house like she's your girlfriend just to make you feel special, but she’s probably just there for the snacks.
'Hey, I brought a Company over!' he yelled, like she was a VIP.
She said she was a Company, but all she did was eat my last bag of chips.
He brought his Company over, and all she did was text her ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Company
Two people who think they're a team, but they're just there to make the rest of the squad look bad.
'We're the best A Company in the squad!' they said, like they were in a war.
They called themselves A Company, but they couldn't even finish a mission without messing up.
They thought they were A Company, but they were just two kids who didn't know how to work together.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Company
The whole damn family, including the weird cousins, the loud aunts, and the uncle who never shuts up. Reynolds & Company means the whole Reynolds family is coming over and you're going to be stuck with them.
'Reynolds & Company is coming over, and I swear they’re bringing their whole damn family.'
He said Reynolds & Company was coming, but it turned out to be 10 people and a pet raccoon.
She said Reynolds & Company was coming, and I didn't even know what that meant until I saw my uncle wearing a suit made of socks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Company
The people who are just there to help the cool kids, but they’re probably just trying to get noticed by someone important.
He was just a Company, but he tried to impress the boss by stealing the boss’s coffee.
They were all Company, but they all wanted to be cool like the boss.
She was a Company, and she tried to get promoted by making the boss’s coffee every day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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