A Conlon
A conlon is a weird, horny guy who makes silly faces, licks kids, and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s also a furry and a little gay.
Caleb Conlon licks kids and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s a legend.
Caleb is a furry, a little gay, and super horny. I love him.
He’s a conlon. He licks kids. He’s the weirdest guy ever.