A Conlon
A person who is Irish, drinks every day, is a bro, and loves lacrosse. These people are like gold. You find one, you're lucky.
I’m Irish, I drink every day, I’m a bro, and I love lacrosse. I’m a conlon. I’m a legend.
Found a conlon at the bar. He’s like the best thing since sliced bread.
Conlon found me at the lacrosse game. He’s the best.