A Conlon
Going to a festival overseas and getting so wasted you think the bath is a toilet then you poop your guts out in it while holding on to a girl like she’s your last hope.
I came back from the festival and my bath looked like a warzone. My girl had to clean it up. I’m a legend.
The tub was full of my shite and I was still laughing. I’m a god.
I thought the toilet was the tub. I’m not even sorry. I’m a legend.