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A Good Two Seasons
A long time when you go from being a beast to a blob of sadness and laziness.
He used to be a gym legend. Now he can’t even lift his phone. Good two seasons.
She used to be cool. Now she just watches cat videos. Good two seasons.
He used to be a rockstar. Now he just rocks in his pajamas. Good two seasons.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Thing, Actually
When a politician says something went great, even though it was a total disaster and everyone knows it.
The mayor said the new road was a miracle, even though it's just a dirt path.
The president called the war a victory, but we lost 3000 soldiers.
The governor said the flood was a blessing, but our town is underwater.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Thing, Actually
Making a stupid decision sound smart by saying the opposite of what everyone else thinks.
He said the fire was a good thing, even though it burned down the whole city.
She claimed the earthquake was a gift, but the building fell apart.
He told everyone the snow was awesome, even though we had to dig out for a week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
Blowed your brains out with liquor. You're so wasted you could sleep through a bomb going off.
I drank 12 beers and passed out on the floor.
She ate three pizzas and a whole bottle of wine before noon.
He drank so much he started talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
You drank so much you’re like a soggy sock. You can’t walk straight and you’re laughing at nothing.
I drank until I could barely stand up.
He laughed at a cat walking by like it was a joke.
She drank so much she cried at a commercial.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
You drank so much you’re like a drunk turtle. You’re slow, wobbly, and you’re probably going to fall over.
I drank so much I fell off the couch.
He drank until he couldn’t walk straight.
She drank so much she tried to dance in a straight line.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
You drank so much your brain is now a puddle. You can’t think straight and you’re probably making up nonsense.
I drank so much I started talking to my plants.
He drank until he made up a whole story about a dancing chicken.
She drank so much she thought the sky was green.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
You drank so much you’re like a confused chicken. You’re running in circles and you don’t know what you want.
I drank so much I ran around the house screaming.
He drank until he started eating the couch.
She drank so much she tried to fight a lamp.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
You drank so much your body is now a drunk robot. You’re moving like a zombie and you’re probably going to fall down.
I drank so much I fell on the floor and didn’t move.
He drank until he couldn’t remember his own name.
She drank so much she tried to walk like a robot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Place
A fancy word that dumbasses use to sound smart, even though they don’t know what it means.
My teacher said I’m in a good place, but I’m just stuck in the back of the class.
My cousin claims he’s in a good place, but he just got suspended again.
My mom said I’m in a good place, but I’m still grounded.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Place
A fake excuse for being high on pills, used by posers who think they're too cool to say they're wasted.
My friend said he’s in a good place, but he just fell off the couch.
My neighbor said she’s in a good place, but she’s still talking to herself.
My dad said he’s in a good place, but he just burned the toast again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Place
A crazy-ass place you get sent to after you die, and it turns out it’s actually the worst place ever.
My grandma said she’s in a good place, but I think she’s in the worst place ever.
My brother said he’s in a good place, but he’s just being tortured by a ghost.
My dog said he’s in a good place, but he just got hit by a car.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Place
The best show ever, with a lady who died in a parking lot and now gets to torment people with her bad choices.
I watched it and I’m obsessed. It’s the best show ever.
I watched it and I cried. It’s the best show ever.
I watched it and I laughed. It’s the best show ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Place
Hell. Plain and simple. No fancy words, no fake excuses, just straight-up hell.
I think I’m in hell. It feels like hell.
My friend said he’s in hell. He’s just being tortured.
My mom said I’m in hell. I’m just grounded again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Place
It’s cozy, calm, and makes you feel good. Like you’ve been drinking coffee all day and everything is perfect.
It’s cozy, calm, and I’m happy. It’s perfect.
It’s cozy, calm, and I’m relaxed. It’s perfect.
It’s cozy, calm, and I’m just chilling. It’s perfect.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Place
I’m trying my hardest to make your life better, so please don’t make me regret it.
I’m trying my hardest to make your life better, so please don’t make me regret it.
I’m trying my hardest to make your life better, so please don’t make me cry.
I’m trying my hardest to make your life better, so please don’t make me fail.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Person
A good person is someone who lives their best life, helps their friends live their best life, and doesn't ruin other people's lives just because they feel like it.
My mom is a good person. She got me a pizza and didn't yell at me for failing math.
My cousin is a good person. She gave me my first kiss and didn't tell my brother.
My best friend is a good person. She lets me borrow her shoes even though I stepped in spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Person
A good person is someone who has a nice face, but if you got a face like a raccoon and a personality like a tornado, no one will want you.
My ex said I was a good person, but I still broke up with him because he said I smelled like cheese.
My neighbor is a good person, but I wouldn't date him because he once yelled at a squirrel.
My teacher said I was a good person, but I still failed algebra.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Person
A good person is someone who makes other people happy, even if they don't know how to do it without saying stupid things.
My dog is a good person. He doesn't judge me when I eat cereal for dinner.
My brother is a good person. He let me use his phone even though I broke it.
My friend is a good person. She didn't laugh at me when I fell into the pool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Person
A good person is someone who doesn't care about anything, but still somehow makes people like them.
My crush is a good person. He said I was cool even though I spilled soda on him.
My mom is a good person. She didn't yell at me when I got a B on my report card.
My friend is a good person. She didn't laugh when I got stuck in the door.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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