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A Jensen
They’re hot, smart, and always there for you, but they’re also the kind of people who don’t know their own worth and think their boyfriends are average when they’re clearly not.
She’s beautiful, but she still thinks her boyfriend is just okay.
He’s smart, but he still thinks he’s average.
They’re loyal, but they still think their boyfriends are just okay.
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A Jensen
He’s the kind of guy who loves girls with big nipples and doesn’t care if the whole world knows it.
He told the whole class about her nipples.
He’s the guy who will stare at her nipples for 10 minutes.
He’s the guy who can’t stop talking about her nipples.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny Call
A junk call from a person with hanging boobs and a giant areola that looks like a pizza.
Hey Chris, I’m coming over. I need a snack and a drink. Also, I might need a hug. Or a punch. Depends on how hungover I am.
Dave: 'Hey, I’m coming over. I brought wine. And a sandwich. And a coupon for a free pizza. Also, I’m bringing my sister.'
Hey Mike, I’m coming over. I brought my mom. And my dad. And my uncle. And my aunt. And my cousin. And a pizza. And a coupon for a free pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny Call
The thing you shout at people who look like they’ve been hit by a donut truck.
'Hey Karen, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck. Also, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck twice.'
Hey Steve, I just saw you on the street. You looked like you were carrying a donut truck.
Hey Lisa, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck. And you’re still carrying it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny Bramhall special
Getting a dopamine hit from someone else's brain leaking all over you like a broken toilet
My mom sent me a meme of a cat falling off a couch and I laughed so hard I cried
My crush texted me 'I miss you' and I immediately forgot my own name
My best friend told me a joke so bad it made me puke and I loved it
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A Jenny Bramhall special
When someone else's happiness rubs off on you like glitter in a hurricane
My neighbor yelled at his dog and I somehow got a high from it
My teacher smiled at me and I felt like I won the lottery
My cousin cried at a commercial and I cried with her like it was a movie
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A Jenny Bramhall special
When you're so happy from someone else's vibes that you feel like you could punch a bear and win
My friend told me a story about her ex and I suddenly felt like I could beat up a whole football team
My brother made a bad pun and I laughed so hard I kicked my dog
My mom gave me a hug and I felt like I could take on the world
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A Jenny Bramhall special
When someone else's good mood makes you feel like you're on a sugar high and also a fire escape
My dad said he got a promotion and I suddenly felt like I could run a marathon
My friend gave me a compliment and I immediately started singing in the shower
My neighbor waved at me and I felt like I was about to explode with joy
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A Jenny Bramhall special
When you're so happy from someone else that you feel like you could eat a whole pizza and still be light as a feather
My crush texted me and I ate an entire pizza and still felt like I could fly
My teacher praised me and I suddenly felt like I could dance on a table
My mom told me she loved me and I cried and laughed at the same time
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny
A Jenny is a stinky, smelly, glorified cigarette. It’s just weed and smoke rolled up in a fancy paper, like a fancy version of a fart in a bag.
Yo, I just smoked a Jenny so hard, my face turned green.
That Jenny was so weak, it barely lit up.
I tried to roll my own Jenny, and it fell apart like my life choices.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny
A Jenny is when you bonk your pecker into someone else’s pecker or a giant mannequin that looks like it was hit by a truck.
I did a Jenny with my crush and it was like a meatball sub collision.
That mannequin looked like it had been through a Jenny war.
I did a Jenny with my brother, and it hurt like my mom’s wrath.
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A Jenny
A Jenny is a girl who thinks she’s a goddess but acts like she’s just barely passing math class. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of glitter.
Jenny told me she’s a goddess, but I saw her crying over a failed math test.
She has a heart of gold, but it’s also covered in glitter.
Jenny tried to be a goddess but ended up as a glitter-covered math failure.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny
A Jenny is a broke, weird, funny friend who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means making herself cry.
Jenny tried to make me laugh and ended up crying over a failed math test.
She’s broke, weird, and funny all at once.
Jenny will make you laugh until you cry, and then she’ll cry over it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny
A Jenny is the best girlfriend you can ever have, unless you’re a guy who thinks he’s better than her.
My Jenny is the best, and my ex was a total jerk.
Jenny is the best girlfriend, and you’re just the loser who didn’t get her.
If you don’t have a Jenny, you’re just a sad boy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny
A Jenny is a girl who knows who she is, but she also acts like she’s not, just to make things more confusing for everyone.
Jenny knows who she is, but she acts like she’s lost.
She’s not flighty, she’s just confused.
Jenny’s flirty, but she’s also just confused.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny
A Jenny is a big butt, a bigger heart, and a brain full of glitter. Don’t challenge her to basketball or you’ll regret it.
Jenny’s butt is bigger than my math test score.
She has a heart bigger than a mannequin.
Jenny will kick your butt in basketball and then cry about it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jena Move
When you act like you're super smart but you mess it up so bad it’s like you were born in a dumpster.
I knew the answer was 42 but I wrote 24 and cried.
She said the sky was blue but drew it purple and screamed at the sun.
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi but unplugged the router and yelled at the wall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jena Move
You see it coming like a truck and you still run into it headfirst like a idiot.
I saw the test was easy but I studied for a math exam and got a D.
He knew the game was over but kept playing like he was still in the first round.
She knew the movie was bad but watched it twice and cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jena Move
You act like you’re the king of the hill but you trip and fall into a mud pit.
He said he’d win the race but tripped over a dog and fell into a puddle.
She thought she’d ace the quiz but spilled coffee on her paper and screamed.
He tried to impress the class but fell out of his chair and made a mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jena Move
You think you’re the best but you mess it up so bad it’s like you were hit by a bus.
He thought he’d be the best at the contest but forgot his lines and cried.
She knew the answer but wrote it wrong and flipped her table.
He tried to impress the crowd but fell off the stage and yelled at the lights.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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