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A Cell
A giant, smelly, overgrown man who copies people’s powers and then uses them to beat up everyone else.
Cell showed up and absorbed my neighbor. Now my neighbor’s inside him, and he’s even more annoying.
Cell was so strong, he beat up Goku like he was a little kid.
Cell came to town and ate my dog. Now my dog’s part of him, and he’s stronger.
A Cell
When someone wants you to call them and is probably bored out of their mind.
My friend called me at 2 a. m. just to say, ‘Cell me.’
My mom sent me a text that said, ‘Cell me or I’ll take away your snacks.’
The kid at school yelled, ‘Cell me now, or I’ll beat you up later!’
A Cell
The tiny building block of life, but also the reason you’re stuck in school forever.
My teacher said, ‘Cells are the reason you’re stuck in this class, and I’m not lying.’
Cells are so tiny, they’re like the little brothers of your body.
Cells are the reason you have to do homework and also the reason you’re alive.
A Cell
When your phone is stuck in your pants like a tiny, expensive, embarrassing erection.
My phone was stuck in my pants, and the whole class laughed at me like I was a clown.
I walked into the store with a Cell-on, and the cashier asked if I was a robot.
My phone was in my pants so much, it got a life of its own.
A Celia
A Celia is when someone flips out for no reason and yells that they hate you just so they can avoid talking to you. But after 15 minutes of being a drama queen, they’ll laugh at you like you’re the funniest person ever.
Why do you always hate me? I just asked you a question!
I hate you now. You’re the worst.
Okay, I’m done being mad. You’re hilarious.
A Celia
A Celia is your best friend who will fight for you like a warrior. She’ll throw you under the bus if you do something bad, but she’ll never be fake. She’s smart, funny, and sometimes says stuff that hurts, but only by accident.
You backstabbed me? I’m done with you.
You said I was ugly? That was an accident, right?
You’re my best friend. I’ll fight for you.
A Celia
A Celia is a girl who can light up your day even when she’s having a bad day. She’s hot, kind, and always makes you laugh. She’s like a vibe you can’t ignore.
You’re having a bad day? I’m here to make it better.
I’m hot, kind, and I’m making you laugh. What else do you need?
You’re my vibe. I can’t ignore you.
A Celia
A Celia is someone who’s pure and caring. She’ll do anything for her friends and will go to the ends of the world to find her soulmate. But if you betray her, she won’t waste time forgiving you because she’s too smart for that.
I’ll go to the ends of the world for you.
You betrayed me? I’m done with you.
You’re too smart for that. I know it.
A Celia
A Celia is a girl who’s part-time vegan and incredibly hot. She’s got a lot on her mind and is brave enough to take on anyone. Once she’s decided something, nothing can stop her.
You’re hot and brave. I respect that.
Once I decide something, nothing can stop me.
You’re part-time vegan and I’m impressed.
A Celia
A Celia is the most beautiful girl ever. Everyone wants her, but only one person gets her. That lucky person is the best in the world.
Everyone wants me. You’re lucky if you get me.
You’re the best in the world.
I’m beautiful and everyone wants me.
A Celata
A guy who plays guitar like a rock star at night and wears a suit like a fake boss during the day. He’s a poser who thinks he’s tough but is scared of being called out.
'I rock a guitar like I own it, but I wear a suit like I was born in a boardroom.'
'He’s the kind of guy who tries to impress girls with a guitar solo but can’t even handle a real fight.'
'He’s got a man crush on his boss, and it’s the worst.'
A Celata
A guy who thinks he’s a rock star but can’t even handle a real band. He’s all flash and no substance, and his biggest fear is being called out for being fake.
'He plays guitar like it’s a concert, but it’s just him and his cat.'
'He wears a suit like it’s a fashion show, but it’s just him and his bad hair.'
'He’s got a man crush on his boss, and it’s the worst.'
A Celata
A guy who’s too old to be cool but still tries. He plays guitar like it’s a magic trick and wears a suit like it’s a spell. He’s fake and scared of real life.
'He plays guitar like it’s a magic trick, but it’s just him and his cat.'
'He wears a suit like it’s a spell, but it’s just him and his bad hair.'
'He’s got a man crush on his boss, and it’s the worst.'
A Cath
When you ghost someone so hard it’s like you’re the ghost and they’re the victim. You’re too busy playing games on your phone to even notice you’re a complete failure.
You ghosted me during lunch and I still had to eat your old sandwich.
He ghosted me right after I cried about his ex.
She ghosted me during my presentation and I got a D.
A Cath
Getting Cathed is like getting stabbed in the back by a clown with a knife. It’s painful and it happens to you and Cath.
I got Cathed during my birthday and it ruined everything.
He got Cathed by his mom and now he’s in trouble.
She got Cathed in math and failed the test.
A Cath
A Cath is like a cake that’s hot, flaky, and ready to explode in your face. You can’t resist it.
That Cath is so good I ate the whole thing and got a stomachache.
He’s a Cath and I can’t stop looking at him.
She’s a Cath and I just want to marry her.
A Cath
Cath is the name of the person who messes everything up. They’re the reason your group is a disaster.
Cath ruined our group project and we got a C.
He’s Cath and he always messes things up.
She’s Cath and she turned our game into chaos.
A Cath
Cath is the best person in the world. They’re like a superhero who saves you from your problems.
Cath is the best friend I ever had.
He’s Cath and he saved me from my math test.
She’s Cath and she always makes my day better.
A Cath
To Cath is to use a catheter like it’s your best friend. You do it all the time and you’re never ashamed.
I Cathed during my soccer game and no one noticed.
He Cathed in the middle of class and got in trouble.
She Cathed during her presentation and it was embarrassing.
A Cath
A Cath is a girl who clings to you like a leech but when she’s mad, she’ll kill you in your sleep. No mercy.
She’s a Cath and she texted me 10 times a day.
He’s a Cath and he killed my dog in his sleep.
She’s a Cath and she turned my life into a nightmare.
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