A Cath

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When you ghost someone so hard it’s like you’re the ghost and they’re the victim. You’re too busy playing games on your phone to even notice you’re a complete failure.
You ghosted me during lunch and I still had to eat your old sandwich.
He ghosted me right after I cried about his ex.
She ghosted me during my presentation and I got a D.
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Getting Cathed is like getting stabbed in the back by a clown with a knife. It’s painful and it happens to you and Cath.
I got Cathed during my birthday and it ruined everything.
He got Cathed by his mom and now he’s in trouble.
She got Cathed in math and failed the test.
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A Cath is like a cake that’s hot, flaky, and ready to explode in your face. You can’t resist it.
That Cath is so good I ate the whole thing and got a stomachache.
He’s a Cath and I can’t stop looking at him.
She’s a Cath and I just want to marry her.
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Cath is the name of the person who messes everything up. They’re the reason your group is a disaster.
Cath ruined our group project and we got a C.
He’s Cath and he always messes things up.
She’s Cath and she turned our game into chaos.
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Cath is the best person in the world. They’re like a superhero who saves you from your problems.
Cath is the best friend I ever had.
He’s Cath and he saved me from my math test.
She’s Cath and she always makes my day better.
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To Cath is to use a catheter like it’s your best friend. You do it all the time and you’re never ashamed.
I Cathed during my soccer game and no one noticed.
He Cathed in the middle of class and got in trouble.
She Cathed during her presentation and it was embarrassing.
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A Cath is a girl who clings to you like a leech but when she’s mad, she’ll kill you in your sleep. No mercy.
She’s a Cath and she texted me 10 times a day.
He’s a Cath and he killed my dog in his sleep.
She’s a Cath and she turned my life into a nightmare.
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