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A Bengali Menace
A man so smart he could teach your brain to do push-ups.
He solved the math problem before the teacher even finished talking.
He knew my secret crush and laughed at me.
He aced the test and I failed because I was too busy daydreaming.
A Bengali Menace
A guy so cool he could make ice cream melt just by looking at it.
He wore a hoodie and I instantly wanted one.
He said hi and I felt like I was on a date.
He walked past me and I dropped my pencil.
A Ben Kenobi
When your buddy gets vaporized right in front of you like a bad decision at a buffet. You’re left staring at a heap of clothes that used to be them.
My guy vanished mid-sentence. All that was left was his robe and a bad joke.
She blinked and he was gone. Just like that. No warning. No mercy.
He was there one second, gone the next. Left a pile of fabric and my hopes in the trash.
A Ben Kenobi
That annoying sidekick who’s always there to give you advice, then dies because they’re too nice and you’re too dumb to take it. They’re like the pizza of the hero’s journey, tasty, but you never get to finish it.
He taught me everything, then got killed by a giant robot. Classic.
She was the smartest person in the room, and she died for my dumbass.
He gave me a map, then got hit by a laser. I’m still lost.
A Ben Farrell
When a woman turns her man into a doormat with her drama and her dumbass attitude
My ex turned me into a doormat just so she could yell at me every day
He’s a doormat because he let her talk to him like he was a dog
My brother is a doormat because he lets his girlfriend scream at him for no reason
A Ben Farrell
When you fall flat on your face because a squirrel decided to mess with you and you end up with every disease ever
I tripped over a squirrel and now I have every disease ever
That squirrel ruined my day and gave me AIDS
I fell on my face because a squirrel wouldn’t stop running around me
A Ben Berger
A finger-flicking technique that makes a girl scream and cum so fast she forgets her own name.
He did the A Ben Berger and she came like a fire truck.
She said it felt like a thousand fingers were dancing inside her.
He did it in the back of the bus and she cried like a baby.
A Ben Berger
A guy who dates little girls like they're his toys and calls them his 'babies'.
He dated a 12-year-old and called her his 'tiny princess'.
He said his girlfriend was 'just a kid' and he 'loved her like a daughter'.
He went to the mall with his 10-year-old 'girlfriend' and everyone laughed at him.
A Ben
A ben is when you smoke a whole 10-pack of weed in one go and then realize you just wasted your whole day.
I did a ben and now I’m crying in the kitchen.
He did a ben and now he’s talking to the ceiling.
I did a ben and my mom asked if I was dead.
A Ben
A ben is a 100-dollar bill that you keep in your pocket and hope no one asks you where it went.
I saw a ben and I almost cried.
She gave me a ben and now I’m rich.
He had a ben and now he’s buying pizza for everyone.
A Ben
A ben is a measurement that’s shorter than your attention span and longer than your patience.
This ruler is only 4 inches, so it’s a ben.
He said it was a ben, but it was just a lie.
My teacher said I was a ben away from failing.
A Ben
A ben is someone who talks like they’ve got it all figured out, but they’re just making it up as they go.
My teacher is a ben and she thinks she’s a wizard.
My brother is a ben and he thinks he’s a king.
My mom is a ben and she thinks she’s a queen.
A Ben
A ben is when you try to hurt yourself and you do it so bad you might as well be dead.
I did a ben and I cut my hand off.
She did a ben and now she’s in the hospital.
He did a ben and he’s still alive but barely.
A Ben
Ben Ben Ben is when you shout the name of a guy named Ben until he either answers or dies.
I screamed Ben Ben Ben and he ran out of the room.
She yelled Ben Ben Ben and he had a panic attack.
He screamed Ben Ben Ben and now he’s in a coma.
A Ben
A ben is a guy who thinks everything is gay and is probably gay himself.
My friend is a ben and he says everything is gay.
She’s a ben and she thinks the sky is gay.
He’s a ben and he thinks his mom is gay.
A Belly
A belly is a big round pouch on a person’s gut that looks like it’s about to explode from all the junk food and bad life choices.
My uncle’s belly is so big, it looks like he swallowed a whole pizza.
That guy at the gym has a belly that could hold a baby.
I got a belly from eating 10 burgers and 3 pies in one day.
A Belly
A belly is a spot where a man’s junk food and lack of exercise all come to live.
My brother’s belly is so big, it’s like a second head.
That guy has a belly so big, he can’t wear a shirt without it popping out.
I have a belly because I eat like a horse and exercise like a sloth.
A Belly
A belly is the most attractive part of a woman’s body because it’s soft and makes you want to squeeze it.
My sister’s belly is so cute, I want to pinch it all day.
That girl’s belly looks like a ripe peach.
My crush’s belly is the best part of her body.
A Belly
A belly is the dreamiest part of a guy’s body, especially if it’s a dad’s belly, big, saggy, and full of love.
My dad’s belly is like a soft pillow.
That guy has a belly that looks like it’s been through a war.
My brother’s belly is so big, it looks like he’s carrying a whole family.
A Belly
A belly is a type of cigarette from Canada that’s super smoky and makes you cough like a donkey.
My friend smokes a belly and coughs like a donkey.
That guy in class smokes a belly and smells like a fire.
I tried a belly cigarette and it made me choke on smoke.
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