A Belly

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A belly is a big round pouch on a person’s gut that looks like it’s about to explode from all the junk food and bad life choices.
My uncle’s belly is so big, it looks like he swallowed a whole pizza.
That guy at the gym has a belly that could hold a baby.
I got a belly from eating 10 burgers and 3 pies in one day.
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A belly is a spot where a man’s junk food and lack of exercise all come to live.
My brother’s belly is so big, it’s like a second head.
That guy has a belly so big, he can’t wear a shirt without it popping out.
I have a belly because I eat like a horse and exercise like a sloth.
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A belly is the most attractive part of a woman’s body because it’s soft and makes you want to squeeze it.
My sister’s belly is so cute, I want to pinch it all day.
That girl’s belly looks like a ripe peach.
My crush’s belly is the best part of her body.
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A belly is the dreamiest part of a guy’s body, especially if it’s a dad’s belly, big, saggy, and full of love.
My dad’s belly is like a soft pillow.
That guy has a belly that looks like it’s been through a war.
My brother’s belly is so big, it looks like he’s carrying a whole family.
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A belly is a type of cigarette from Canada that’s super smoky and makes you cough like a donkey.
My friend smokes a belly and coughs like a donkey.
That guy in class smokes a belly and smells like a fire.
I tried a belly cigarette and it made me choke on smoke.
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A belly is a quiet, shy person who prefers talking to strangers on the internet instead of actual people.
My friend is a belly, she talks to me online but never in real life.
That girl is a belly, she’s always online but never at school.
I’m a belly, I like talking to people on the internet more than real life.
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A belly is a place on a woman’s body where you dump your load and hope she doesn’t notice.
He dumped his load on her belly and she didn’t even notice.
That guy had a big load and it went straight on her belly.
He spilled his load on her belly and it looked like a pizza.
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