A Ben Kenobi
That annoying sidekick who’s always there to give you advice, then dies because they’re too nice and you’re too dumb to take it. They’re like the pizza of the hero’s journey, tasty, but you never get to finish it.
He taught me everything, then got killed by a giant robot. Classic.
She was the smartest person in the room, and she died for my dumbass.
He gave me a map, then got hit by a laser. I’m still lost.
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