Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A ben is when you smoke a whole 10-pack of weed in one go and then realize you just wasted your whole day.

I did a ben and now I’m crying in the kitchen.

He did a ben and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

I did a ben and my mom asked if I was dead.

2

A ben is a 100-dollar bill that you keep in your pocket and hope no one asks you where it went.

I saw a ben and I almost cried.

She gave me a ben and now I’m rich.

He had a ben and now he’s buying pizza for everyone.

3

A ben is a measurement that’s shorter than your attention span and longer than your patience.

This ruler is only 4 inches, so it’s a ben.

He said it was a ben, but it was just a lie.

My teacher said I was a ben away from failing.

4

A ben is someone who talks like they’ve got it all figured out, but they’re just making it up as they go.

My teacher is a ben and she thinks she’s a wizard.

My brother is a ben and he thinks he’s a king.

My mom is a ben and she thinks she’s a queen.

5

A ben is when you try to hurt yourself and you do it so bad you might as well be dead.

I did a ben and I cut my hand off.

She did a ben and now she’s in the hospital.

He did a ben and he’s still alive but barely.

6

Ben Ben Ben is when you shout the name of a guy named Ben until he either answers or dies.

I screamed Ben Ben Ben and he ran out of the room.

She yelled Ben Ben Ben and he had a panic attack.

He screamed Ben Ben Ben and now he’s in a coma.

7

A ben is a guy who thinks everything is gay and is probably gay himself.

My friend is a ben and he says everything is gay.

She’s a ben and she thinks the sky is gay.

He’s a ben and he thinks his mom is gay.