A Celata
A guy who’s too old to be cool but still tries. He plays guitar like it’s a magic trick and wears a suit like it’s a spell. He’s fake and scared of real life.
'He plays guitar like it’s a magic trick, but it’s just him and his cat.'
'He wears a suit like it’s a spell, but it’s just him and his bad hair.'
'He’s got a man crush on his boss, and it’s the worst.'