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A Mexican Sneeze
Take a guy's butt hole or pecker and stuff a funnel in it. Pour water, crushed red peppers, and cumin down his pipe and let him swirl it around for a few minutes. Then make him blow his load like a Mexican sneeze. It’s also a way to insult someone.
My uncle did this to my dad and it made him cry like a baby.
My friend tried this and he peed his pants.
I did this to my teacher and he got suspended.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Sneeze
When a guy hovers over another and squirts taco poop right in their face like it’s a war crime.
My cousin did this to my brother and he ran out of the room screaming.
At the park, a guy did this to another guy and he fell down.
I saw this at a party and it was the best part.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Sneeze
One person lies on their back and lifts their legs over their head. The other person squirts lime juice in their eye and drinks tequila. Then they blindly go find the other person’s lady taco and fill it with a sneeze. Some even use hot peppers to help with the sneeze.
At my cousin’s wedding, they did this and it was so crazy.
I tried this and I couldn’t see anything for a week.
My friend did this to his mom and she cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Pash
A Mexican Pash is someone who pukes while giving head, uses it like lube, and keeps going until they blow their load.
My cousin ate a whole taco before giving head and puked it all out like a lava flow.
He was giving head so hard he threw up and kept going like it was a side dish.
She puked while giving head and said it was the best climax she ever had.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Pash
A Mexican Pash is a head-giver who throws up and keeps going like it’s a free bonus.
He puked while giving head and said it was the best part of the whole thing.
She threw up mid-head and said she was getting a second wind.
He gave head so long he puked and still didn’t stop.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Pash
A Mexican Pash is someone who gives head so hard they puke and still don’t stop.
He gave head so hard he puked and kept going like it was a challenge.
She threw up while giving head and said she was winning.
He gave head, puked, and said it was just the appetizer.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Pash
A Mexican Pash is a person who uses their own vomit as lube and keeps going until they’re done.
He threw up while giving head and used it like lube and kept going.
She puked and said it was the best lube she ever had.
He gave head, puked, and kept going like it was a marathon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Pash
A Mexican Pash is someone who gives head so hard they puke and still don’t stop.
He gave head, puked, and said he was having the best time.
She gave head so long she puked and kept going like it was nothing.
He threw up while giving head and said it was the best part.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mexican Pash
A Mexican Pash is a person who uses puke as lube and keeps going until they’re done.
He gave head and puked, used it like lube, and kept going.
She threw up and used it as lube and still didn’t stop.
He puked while giving head and said it was the best lube ever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metties
When you're so clueless you think a girl is just being friendly when she's clearly trying to flirt with you and you're too thick to notice.
"I don't get why she's smiling at me, maybe she's just being nice?", Jake, 10 minutes after she winked at him
"She's been talking to me for an hour and I still think she's just being cool.", Liam, who's been talking to her for an hour
"She's been texting me all day and I still think she's just being friendly.", Sam, who's been texting her all day
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metties
A big, round butt that moves like jello and never stops shaking, making it the highlight of every dance floor.
"Her butt is like a shakey jelly donut and I'm obsessed.", Lisa, after seeing her dance
"That butt moves like it's got a life of its own.", Mark, watching her dance
"She's got a butt that's like a jelly donut in a hurricane.", Emma, who can't stop looking at her
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metties
The worst kind of nightmare for anyone from Manchester. They're always around, making everything worse and turning every night out into a horror show.
"That Metties girl showed up and ruined my night.", Tom, who was having a good time
"She came on the train and I thought I was going to die.", Sarah, who saw her on the train
"Metries showed up and now I'm terrified of the Metro.", James, who now avoids the train
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metties
A girl who's cute, short, and cool, but also has a little bit of a bad side.
"She's short but she's got a cool vibe.", Emily, who likes her
"She's a nice girl but she's got a bit of a mean side.", Alex, who got on her bad side
"She's pretty and short, but she's also a bit of a diva.", Liam, who's been talking to her
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metties
A stupid person who uses the Metro like it's a toy and draws stupid stuff on walls with a Juul.
"He drew a penis on the wall with his Juul and then broke a mirror with a baseball.", Sam, who saw it happen
"He's a Juul fook who draws penises everywhere.", Alex, who hates him
"He breaks mirrors with a baseball and draws penises on walls.", Tom, who's seen it all
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metties
A crazy girl who loves chickens more than anything else and acts like they're her best friends.
"She talks to her chicken like it's her best friend.", Emily, who's annoyed by her
"She brought her chicken to the party and now everyone hates her.", Alex, who's at the party
"She's obsessed with chickens and it's getting out of hand.", Tom, who's tired of her chicken stories
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metric Frig Ton
A unit of measurement only Prince Edward Islanders use because they think the rest of Canada is too stupid to understand regular tons.
My cousin from PEI said the lobster was a metric frig ton. I told him to go back to the island and eat it.
The teacher asked why we used metric frig tons. I said because we're all a little nuts.
My friend tried to bring a metric frig ton of donuts to school. The principal threw them out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metric Frig Ton
A fancy way of saying a ton that only matters if you're from Prince Edward Island and you're trying to sound smart.
My mom said the snow was a metric frig ton. I said it was just a lot and she said I was too lazy to measure it.
At the grocery store, the guy asked if I wanted a metric frig ton of apples. I said no, I just wanted a bag.
I used the term metric frig ton in a test and got it wrong. The teacher said I was being too PEI.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Metric Frig Ton
A made-up unit of weight that only Prince Edward Islanders know about and they use it to confuse everyone else.
My PEI friend said the pizza was a metric frig ton. I said it was just big and he said I was a city person.
In PEI, they measure everything in metric frig tons. Even their coffee.
I tried to use metric frig ton in a text. My friend said I was being too islandy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Messenger
A person who isn't a ginger but has red hair on their face or down there and tells the ginger world all the secrets of non-gingers. They’re like a spy but for gingers.
"You told the whole ginger group that I eat pizza for breakfast?", @non_ginger_23
"I told them you cried during a commercial. It was worth it.", @ginger_spy_99
"I’m not a spy. I’m a messenger. And I’m not paid. I’m just stressed.", @messenger_guy
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Messenger
A verb that means you text someone using Messenger or some other app. If you're using SMS, you're just lazy and probably don't know what Messenger is.
"Why didn't you message me on Messenger?", @not_lazy_45
"I sent you a text. That’s enough.", @sms_fanatic_21
"You called me? I thought we were texting!", @messenger_fanatic_101
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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