A Metties

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When you're so clueless you think a girl is just being friendly when she's clearly trying to flirt with you and you're too thick to notice.
"I don't get why she's smiling at me, maybe she's just being nice?", Jake, 10 minutes after she winked at him
"She's been talking to me for an hour and I still think she's just being cool.", Liam, who's been talking to her for an hour
"She's been texting me all day and I still think she's just being friendly.", Sam, who's been texting her all day
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A big, round butt that moves like jello and never stops shaking, making it the highlight of every dance floor.
"Her butt is like a shakey jelly donut and I'm obsessed.", Lisa, after seeing her dance
"That butt moves like it's got a life of its own.", Mark, watching her dance
"She's got a butt that's like a jelly donut in a hurricane.", Emma, who can't stop looking at her
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The worst kind of nightmare for anyone from Manchester. They're always around, making everything worse and turning every night out into a horror show.
"That Metties girl showed up and ruined my night.", Tom, who was having a good time
"She came on the train and I thought I was going to die.", Sarah, who saw her on the train
"Metries showed up and now I'm terrified of the Metro.", James, who now avoids the train
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who's cute, short, and cool, but also has a little bit of a bad side.
"She's short but she's got a cool vibe.", Emily, who likes her
"She's a nice girl but she's got a bit of a mean side.", Alex, who got on her bad side
"She's pretty and short, but she's also a bit of a diva.", Liam, who's been talking to her
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid person who uses the Metro like it's a toy and draws stupid stuff on walls with a Juul.
"He drew a penis on the wall with his Juul and then broke a mirror with a baseball.", Sam, who saw it happen
"He's a Juul fook who draws penises everywhere.", Alex, who hates him
"He breaks mirrors with a baseball and draws penises on walls.", Tom, who's seen it all
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A crazy girl who loves chickens more than anything else and acts like they're her best friends.
"She talks to her chicken like it's her best friend.", Emily, who's annoyed by her
"She brought her chicken to the party and now everyone hates her.", Alex, who's at the party
"She's obsessed with chickens and it's getting out of hand.", Tom, who's tired of her chicken stories
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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