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A New World

a song from Aladdin, a company that got bought by some rich people, and also a land that was found by some guy who didn’t know where he was

That song is stuck in my head forever

This company was bought by some old rich guy

That guy who found the land didn’t know where he was

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New World

a book about people being made in factories like they are meat and forced to be happy even when they hate their lives

I wish I was a beta instead of a gamma

This book is like a meat factory with no meat

Everyone is happy but no one is free

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Set of Threads

a fresh look that makes you feel like you just got out of jail

I wore my new threads to the party and everyone asked if I was a gang member.

My mom said my new outfit looked like I got dressed in a trash can.

I put on my new threads and my dog ran away from me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Set of Threads

the clothes you wear when you’re trying to look like you have money

I wore my new threads to work and my boss said I looked like I stole the clothes.

I got a new outfit and my friend said I looked like a rich kid who just woke up.

I wore my new threads to the store and the cashier asked if I was a model.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Set of Threads

what you wear when you’re trying to impress people and failing

I wore my new threads to the bar and no one talked to me.

I got a new outfit and my dog laughed at me.

I wore my new threads to my cousin’s wedding and I looked like I just ran a marathon.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Set of Threads

the clothes you wear when you’re trying to look good but you just look weird

I wore my new threads to the park and my dog ran in circles around me.

My new outfit looked like I tried to wear my mom’s clothes.

I wore my new threads to the store and the clerk said I looked like a clown.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Set of Threads

the clothes you wear when you’re trying to look like you know what you’re doing

I wore my new threads to the meeting and my boss said I looked like I just got out of jail.

I got a new outfit and my friend said I looked like I had a fashion degree.

I wore my new threads to the gym and the guy next to me asked if I was a model.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Set of Threads

what you wear when you’re trying to look cool and you’re just being annoying

I wore my new threads to the party and everyone said I looked like I was trying too hard.

I got a new outfit and my dog said I looked like a rock star.

I wore my new threads to the store and the clerk said I was too loud.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Mexico

New Mexico law says if a woman puts a collar on a man, he’s her slave forever. No questions asked. No mercy.

My ex put a collar on me. I’m still her slave. She even charges me rent.

My brother got collared at the bar. Now he’s cleaning her toilet.

My mom says if I don’t stop messing around, she’ll collar me and sell me to a Mexican guy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Mexico

New Mexico is that state stuck between Texas and Arizona, nobody gives a damn about it, but it has nukes, aliens, and chile so hot it burns your soul.

I went to Roswell and saw an alien. Or I just got high.

The chile here is so spicy, my tongue is on fire and I can’t talk.

My cousin got lost in the desert and now he’s a ghost.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Mexico

New Mexico is part of the US, has nothing to do with Mexico, and people there are mostly Latinos who don’t speak Spanish, which is a crime.

My cousin is from New Mexico and still can’t speak Spanish. He’s a disgrace.

My brother’s girlfriend is from New Mexico and can’t even spell ‘hola’.

My mom says New Mexico people are lazy and don’t know how to cook.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Mexico

New Mexico is a Spanish radio station, a train, a McDonald’s at 3pm with only Egg McMuffins, and a car going the other way on the highway.

I drove past Lordsburg at 3pm and all I saw was a McDonald’s and a train.

The radio was playing Spanish music and I was confused.

I got an Egg McMuffin at 3pm and it was the only thing I could eat.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Mexico

New Mexico is a beautiful state with cool people, mountains, deserts, and the best food in the world. It also has chile that makes your nose run like a faucet.

I ate green chile and now my nose is running like a waterfall.

My friend ate red chile and he cried like a baby.

My cousin ate Christmas chile and now he’s on fire.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Mexico

New Mexico is a myth. People think it’s real, but it’s just a dream made up by lazy people who want to be famous.

I tried to find New Mexico and all I found was a dream.

My friend said he lived in New Mexico, but he just took a nap.

New Mexico is just a story my grandma told me to make me sleepy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Mexico

New Mexico is a state with friendly people, mountains, forests, deserts, and the best food in the world. Also, it has chile that could kill you.

I ate chile and I died. Then I came back to life.

My cousin ate chile and he was screaming like a banshee.

I went to Santa Fe and the food was so good, I forgot my name.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Look

You totally change how you look to make others like you. Usually when you’re desperate and want some ass.

I got a new haircut, dyed my hair pink, and wore a suit. Still no luck. #DesperateAndDyed

Changed my whole style for my ex. He still chose his mom. #NewLookFail

Wore a wig, eyeliner, and a fanny pack. It was a new look. Also a new low.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Look

What happens after someone shoves a ton of makeup and clothes down your throat.

My friend got a makeover. Now she looks like a clown. #MakeoverDisaster

Got a new look from my aunt. Now I look like a chia pet. #NewLookOrChiaPet

My cousin got a new look. Now she looks like she’s been hit by a paintball gun.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Look

A fresh way of looking, like when you try to be cool and end up looking like a flamingo.

My dog got a new look. Now he looks like a flamingo. #FlamingoDoge

My mom started wearing glitter every day. It’s a new look. Also a new annoyance.

My brother tried a new look. Now he looks like he stepped out of a neon factory.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Jersey 10

a stupid way to rate how hot a girl is based on where she’s from

'She’s a 7 outta 10 from Jersey.' 'You’re a 1 outta 10 from Queens.'

'He said I was a 3 outta 10. I said he was a 1 outta 10 and I’d beat him up.'

'My cousin got a 9.5 outta 10. I said she was a 10 and I was a 9.5.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A New Jersey 10

a dumb way to judge a girl’s looks that only works if you’re from New Jersey

'Why do you think she’s a 5 outta 10? She lives in a 4 outta 10 neighborhood.'

'He gave her a 2 outta 10. She said she gave him a 1 outta 10 and he looked like a 0.'

'She said she was a 10. I said she was a 6.5 and I was a 10.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago