A New Set of Threads

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a fresh look that makes you feel like you just got out of jail

I wore my new threads to the party and everyone asked if I was a gang member.

My mom said my new outfit looked like I got dressed in a trash can.

I put on my new threads and my dog ran away from me.

the clothes you wear when you’re trying to look like you have money

I wore my new threads to work and my boss said I looked like I stole the clothes.

I got a new outfit and my friend said I looked like a rich kid who just woke up.

I wore my new threads to the store and the cashier asked if I was a model.

what you wear when you’re trying to impress people and failing

I wore my new threads to the bar and no one talked to me.

I got a new outfit and my dog laughed at me.

I wore my new threads to my cousin’s wedding and I looked like I just ran a marathon.

the clothes you wear when you’re trying to look good but you just look weird

I wore my new threads to the park and my dog ran in circles around me.

My new outfit looked like I tried to wear my mom’s clothes.

I wore my new threads to the store and the clerk said I looked like a clown.

the clothes you wear when you’re trying to look like you know what you’re doing

I wore my new threads to the meeting and my boss said I looked like I just got out of jail.

I got a new outfit and my friend said I looked like I had a fashion degree.

I wore my new threads to the gym and the guy next to me asked if I was a model.

what you wear when you’re trying to look cool and you’re just being annoying

I wore my new threads to the party and everyone said I looked like I was trying too hard.

I got a new outfit and my dog said I looked like a rock star.

I wore my new threads to the store and the clerk said I was too loud.