Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Blowed your brains out with liquor. You're so wasted you could sleep through a bomb going off.

I drank 12 beers and passed out on the floor.

She ate three pizzas and a whole bottle of wine before noon.

He drank so much he started talking to the ceiling.

2

You drank so much you’re like a soggy sock. You can’t walk straight and you’re laughing at nothing.

I drank until I could barely stand up.

He laughed at a cat walking by like it was a joke.

She drank so much she cried at a commercial.

3

You drank so much you’re like a drunk turtle. You’re slow, wobbly, and you’re probably going to fall over.

I drank so much I fell off the couch.

He drank until he couldn’t walk straight.

She drank so much she tried to dance in a straight line.

4

You drank so much your brain is now a puddle. You can’t think straight and you’re probably making up nonsense.

I drank so much I started talking to my plants.

He drank until he made up a whole story about a dancing chicken.

She drank so much she thought the sky was green.

5

You drank so much you’re like a confused chicken. You’re running in circles and you don’t know what you want.

I drank so much I ran around the house screaming.

He drank until he started eating the couch.

She drank so much she tried to fight a lamp.

6

You drank so much your body is now a drunk robot. You’re moving like a zombie and you’re probably going to fall down.

I drank so much I fell on the floor and didn’t move.

He drank until he couldn’t remember his own name.

She drank so much she tried to walk like a robot.