A Good Two Seasons

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A really long time when someone forgets how to be awesome and just sits there like a grumpy old man.

I haven’t seen that guy in two years. He’s had a good two seasons.

She went from queen of the dance floor to a couch potato. That’s a good two seasons.

He quit his job, stopped talking to his friends, and started eating cereal for dinner. Good two seasons, baby.

When a person is so lazy they could fall asleep in a hurricane and still wake up grumpy.

He hasn’t showered in six months. That’s a good two seasons.

She forgot how to use a phone. Good two seasons, indeed.

He turned his bedroom into a landfill. That’s a good two seasons.

A stretch of time so long you think you’ve died and gone to heaven, but it’s just your brain giving up.

I haven’t seen my friend in over a year. He’s had a good two seasons.

She hasn’t moved since 2019. Good two seasons, no doubt.

He hasn’t spoken to his mom in three years. That’s a good two seasons.

When someone is so bad at life they think sitting in the dark is a hobby.

He hasn’t left his room since the pandemic. Good two seasons.

She eats pizza for every meal. That’s a good two seasons.

He hasn’t changed his shirt in a month. Good two seasons, I swear.

A long time when you go from being a beast to a blob of sadness and laziness.

He used to be a gym legend. Now he can’t even lift his phone. Good two seasons.

She used to be cool. Now she just watches cat videos. Good two seasons.

He used to be a rockstar. Now he just rocks in his pajamas. Good two seasons.